What is the meanest comeback you have ever told somebody?
By catchre
@catchre (407)
Philippines
December 25, 2006 10:07pm CST
Are you the type of person who can reply immediately to an insult or do you become stunned and later think up of the things that you should have said and regret that you didn't say them? What is the meanest comeback you have ever told somebody?
3 responses
@ParaTed2k (22940)
• Sheboygan, Wisconsin
28 Dec 06
I can't remember the situation, but my wife once looked at me and joked, "well honey, nothing you say is important" to which I retorted...
"I Love You" ;~D
@tlex107250 (667)
• United States
26 Dec 06
When someone who tried to be funny and insult me, finished what he had to say, I simply told him that the best part of him ran done him mom's leg during conception. He wasn't laughing after that. In fact he turned around and left without saying a word.
@catchre (407)
• Philippines
27 Dec 06
I'm sorry i didn't get that. I wouldn't get it if you told me that. lol. Maybe confusing someone really works during an argument. try using big words that people won't get and they would stand there feeling stupid.
@working4theweekend (2403)
• United States
26 Dec 06
I'm not really the sharpest knife in the drawer, so I usually just stand there looking stupid & then think of all sorts of good ones while I'm stewing over it later.
Best one my fiance got me though in an argument, I'll tell you that one (I was so stunned I couldn't do anything but stand there with my mouth open and my hands on my hips looking all shocked & pissed off).
I'm screaming at him about something and he looks me straight in the face and says, "You know what? You must be from that ancient city, because all you do is Babylon" -get it, "babylon" = "babble on". I was so mad at him but later I could laugh about it b/c it was a good comeback.
