~~my resume~~

@Kscott (634)
United States
January 7, 2007 8:04pm CST
My friend sent this cute little resume to me....wouldn't it be nice to have one like this!! I wonder if anyone actually was able to get a job using this resume!!! I have the best job: My resume: 1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned....... I couldn't concentrate. 2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it.....so they gave me the axe 3. After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I wasn't suited for it--mainly.........because it was a sew-sew job. 4. Next, I tried working a a Muffler facotry, but that was too exhausting... 5. Then, I tried to be a Chef- figured it would add a little spice to my life........but I just didn't have the thyme. 6. I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but anyway I sliced it I couldn't cut the mustard. 7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy. 8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have any patience. 9. Next, was a job in a shoe factory, I tried but I just didn't fit in. 10. I then became a professional fisherman, but discovered that, I couldn't live on my net income. 11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool maintenenace company..... but the work was just too draining.. 12. So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job. 13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job.... as a Historian--until I realized there was no future in it. 14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit, because it was always the same old grind. 15. SO FINALLY I TRIED RETIREMENT.......AND I'VE FINALLY FOUND THE PERFECT JOB......
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@shywolf (4523)
• United States
8 Jan 07
LOL, I love those! Bad puns can be fun ^_^ I noticed the first one especially because I love the color orange, oranges, and orange juice, along with any other orange drinks and candies.. not that I can have much candy nowadays. *laugh* Anyway, thanks for sharing these. They made me smile! ^_^
@Kscott (634)
• United States
9 Jan 07
Your very welcome....Love to make people smile!!
• United States
31 Jan 07
Love this resume. Maybe I should print it out and send if off to my potential employers. It will show them that I have a sense of humor. Maybe. LOL
• Hyderabad, India
8 Jan 07
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