Tell me a good joke...

My granddaughter - My granddaughter at her house.
@tocika (970)
Romania
January 13, 2007 8:05am CST
I want to hear a good joke! My granddaughter when I asked here what wants he became when she will grew up,she said to me:,,I want to bride,and in my free time or in my holidays,I will be visitor!"I wish u luck and great day!
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@ercsa2002 (163)
• Romania
13 Jan 07
i try to write a good joke: in the cemetery the grave digger is diggigng a new hole.the ghost comes out and says i will scare the grave digger: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU the grave digger doesn't react. the ghost goes again:uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. nothing happens. the ghost gets angry and goes again:UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. seeing no reaction he goes away to look for fun in some other place. when he is climbing on the fence he gets kicked. he turnes around and the grave digger tells him: we play and fool around, but do not leave the institute!!!!
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@tocika (970)
• Romania
15 Jan 07
Very good! Thank you for posting here! I wish you luck! Have a great day!
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• Romania
13 Jan 07
when the old lady is in the bed,dying, and she calls her grandchild. and she starts talking about many things, then she notices a spider on the wall...and so on. then the grandchild says: granny, u should only concentrate at one thing at the same time...
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@tocika (970)
• Romania
15 Jan 07
Thank you for your answer! Very good! I wish you luck! Have a great day!
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@jackf501 (855)
• Malaysia
14 Jan 07
A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?" "Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button. "Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy."
@tocika (970)
• Romania
15 Jan 07
Very good! Thank you for your answer! I wish you a great day!
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@owlwings (39768)
• Cambridge, England
13 Jan 07
If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates..but this takes the cake. Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was midwinter... Snowing and quite cold... and a guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah . It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon... They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she was able to do for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic, and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance!" He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down... Or perhaps that should be "pants down." (And you thought your first date was embarrassing!) Jay Leno's comment .. "This gives a whole new meaning to being p'd off!
@tocika (970)
• Romania
15 Jan 07
Thank you for post here! Have a great day! I wish you luck!
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