Great Truths on Growing Old

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Some of you are probably not worried about growing old just yet. But there are some of us that are on a downhill slant. I don't think about it too much. I know how old I am but I refuse to act my age. I prefer being surrounded by younger friends because they are more energetic...I feed off their energy and feel more alive. Besides that they don't complain about their aches and pains, fallen arches, floating false teeth, baggy boobs, impotence and the like. Here are a few great truths on growing old that I found that will give you young folks an idea of what to look forward to: 1) Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional. 2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. 3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there. 4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. 5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. 6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. 7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone. Was just wondering if some of you out there might have any other tidbits on aging that might be worth passing on.