February 5, 2007 11:25pm CST
Q: What happened to the wind? A: It blew away. Q: When was meat so high? A: When the cow jumped over the moon. Q: What did Delaware? A: She wore a brand New Jersey. Q: What do pigs have on Valentine's Day? A: Valenswines. Q: Why did the old woman tie skates on the rocking chair? A: Because she wanted to rock and roll. Q: What do you get when you send a cow to Alaska? A: Cold Cream!