G-Rated Jokes
By hcromer
United States
@hcromer (2717)
February 5, 2007 11:25pm CST
Q: What happened to the wind?
A: It blew away.
Q: When was meat so high?
A: When the cow jumped over the moon.
Q: What did Delaware?
A: She wore a brand New Jersey.
Q: What do pigs have on Valentine's Day?
A: Valenswines.
Q: Why did the old woman tie skates on the rocking chair?
A: Because she wanted to rock and roll.
Q: What do you get when you send a cow to Alaska?
A: Cold Cream!
