One Liners Part 5
February 15, 2007 7:46am CST
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!!
16 Feb 07
BEEN IN COLLEGE TOO LONG WHEN... You consider McDonald's "real food." You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM is still early on the weekends. It starts getting late on the weeknights. Two miles is not too far to walk for a party. You wear dirty socks three times in a row and think nothing of it. You'd rather clean than study. Half the time you don't wake up in your own bed and it seems normal. Computer Solitaire is more than a game it's a way of life. You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soaps. You know the pizza boy by name. You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark. You live for getting mail. (E-mail included) Looking out the window is a form of entertainment. Prank phone calls become funny again. Wal-Mart is the coolest store. World War III could take place and you'd be clueless. You start thinking and sounding like your roommate. Backlights and highlighters are the coolest things on earth. Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime. You find out milk crates have so many uses. The weekend lasts from Thursday to Sunday (or Wednesday morning to Tuesday night).