Pick Up Lines
By willocfc
@willocfc (963)
Australia
February 20, 2007 11:00am CST
Ok, so i have been sick for the past week or two, and as they say Laughter is the best medicine, I am going to take my blog off topic and do something to help people laugh for the day
What are you favorite and/or worst PICK UP LINES?
Heres some of mine!
“ I have skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow? “
“ Baby did you just fart? Because you have blown me away “
“ Do you work at subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong “
“ My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in “
“ Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause i can see myself in those pants “
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3 responses
@soccermom (3198)
• United States
20 Feb 07
OMG! LMAO! Do people actually use these? I shouldn't laugh, when my hubby and I "hooked up" the first time his line was "There's nothing separating us but a thin layer of clothing." and I fell for it! then I found out later that that was a line from Seinfeld or some show!!LOL But it worked, and we've been happy together for almost 6 years.
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@maribea (2366)
• Italy
20 Feb 07
yes you're right ...a smile doesn't cost anything but can give you and other people looking at your smile very much...thanks for sharing with us these funny lines...I liked the one about the mirror very much...now you can imagine a smile on my face while typing these short notes to you ...I am very tired...my day was very busy and I had a heavy schedule ..but I am back from my dance lesson and I am having a look at my emails before going to bed and I have found a present...a little smile from my friend....how nice...have a good night or a good day.
@rameshkumaar57 (5908)
• India
20 Feb 07
I am sorry but this is one of the worst jokes, I have read in a long time, I am also sick and would have loved to laugh,but this made me feel more sicker. Try to give some better things next time.
