I am going to shop

@lprhll (387)
Italy
March 1, 2007 12:06am CST
Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase.As she fumbled for her wallet I notice a remote control for a television set in her purse. "Do you always carry your TV remote?" Iasked. "No," she replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him."
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@forjosie (1547)
• Indonesia
2 Mar 07
4 Letter Words A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?" "Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language...things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4 letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home.... Please mama!" "Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?" "Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed they're just too awful! Come get me, please!" "Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset.... Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!" Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, mama...words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK...!"