Real advertisements

@lprhll (387)
March 1, 2007 12:27am CST
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Great Dames for sale. Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.
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@forjosie (1547)
• Indonesia
2 Mar 07
Love Fence A couple married thirty years were revisiting the same places they went to on their honeymoon. Driving through the secluded countryside, they passed a ranch with a tall deer fence running along the road. The woman said, "Sweetheart, let's do the same thing we did here thirty years ago." The guy stopped the car. His wife backed against the fence, and they made love like never before. Back in the car, the guy says, "Darling, you sure never moved like That thirty years ago, or any time since that I can remember!" The woman says, "thirty years ago that fence wasn't electrified!"