Black BELT loooooooooooooool
By alpha1000
@alpha1000 (237)
Egypt
March 3, 2007 5:13pm CST
A blind guy walks into a bar.he walks up to the bartender and says "hey do you wanna hear a blond joke?" the bartender says " ok im 6-3 250 lbs and im a black belt in karate.im blonde. the guy to your right is 6-2 250lbs and lefts weights for a living. he is blonde.the guy to your left is 6-4 275lbs and he is a professional boxer.he is blonde.do you still wanna tell your blonde joke?
the blind guy says " no i dont wanna have to explain it 3 times"
6 responses
@forjosie (1544)
• Indonesia
5 Mar 07
Deaf
A man tells a doctor, "I think my wife's going deaf. What can I do?"
The doctor says, "Well, try to test her hearing. Stand some distance away from her and ask her a question. If she doesn't answer, move a little closer and ask again. Keep repeating this until she answers. That way we can see how bad the problem is."
The man goes home, sees his wife and says, "Hi honey, what's for dinner?" He doesn't hear an answer, so he moves closer. "Honey, what's for dinner?" He repeats this several times, until he's standing right next to her.
Finally, she answers, "For the tenth time, I said we're having Pot Roast!"
@forjosie (1544)
• Indonesia
5 Mar 07
Deaf
A man tells a doctor, "I think my wife's going deaf. What can I do?"
The doctor says, "Well, try to test her hearing. Stand some distance away from her and ask her a question. If she doesn't answer, move a little closer and ask again. Keep repeating this until she answers. That way we can see how bad the problem is."
The man goes home, sees his wife and says, "Hi honey, what's for dinner?" He doesn't hear an answer, so he moves closer. "Honey, what's for dinner?" He repeats this several times, until he's standing right next to her.
Finally, she answers, "For the tenth time, I said we're having Pot Roast!"
@hobohobo (678)
• Indonesia
4 Mar 07
New White House Pet
President Bill Clinton has purchased yet another pet for the White House
to keep his cat and dog company. The 18 yr. old horse was delivered to
the White House yesterday. Mr. Clinton took the afternoon off to ride the
new arrival which he has named "Missie".
Mr. Clinton did not allow the press to attend his first encounter with
Missie. He said "She needs some time to settle into her new home, but
she's a beautiful beast and quite a challenge to ride. Hillary is still
not convinced this is a good idea but she knows how important riding
horses is to me."
@beaniegdi (1964)
•
3 Mar 07
that is really funny, ilove a good joke and the suprise factor in them, there is a twist in this as the blondes are usually female. keep the humour coming as we all need more smiles and fun in our lives.
