Can't take it with you
By lprhll
@lprhll (387)
Italy
March 6, 2007 3:06pm CST
Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same exclusive club had made a pact.
When one dies, they agreed, the others will lay $5,000 each on his coffin so he'll have some spending money in the after life.
Well, one day the professor passes away. At his funeral the three friends took turns going up to the coffin and paying their respects.
The doctor was first, laying 50 $100 bills inside the casket.
Next was the businessman, tearfully placing his $5,000 cash next to his deceased friend.
Then the lawyer approached the coffin ..... wrote out a check for $15,000 ... laid it in the casket, and picked up the 10 grand in cash.
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@forjosie (1544)
• Indonesia
7 Mar 07
UPSETTING THE STEWARDESS
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee whereupon the parrot squawks, "And get me a coke, you cow!"
The stewardess, flustered, brings back a coke for the parrot and forgets the coffee.
When this omission is pointed out to her, the parrot drains its glass and bawls "And get me another coke dogface!"
Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another coke but still no coffee.
Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot's approach. "I've asked you twice for a coffee! Go and get it now you old goat!"
The next moment both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards.
Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says, "For someone who can't fly, you've got some guts!"
