bill and the pearly gates
March 6, 2007 10:52pm CST
Bill Gates dies and is at the pearly gates talking with Saint Peter. Saint Peter says, "Bill, you've done some wonderful things in your life and have earned the right to choose where you'll spend the rest of eternity. You can choose between Heaven or Hell, but choose wisely." Bill looks over Saint Peter's shoulder between the pearly gates and sees nothing but a lush green meadow. Deciding to heed Saint Peter's words, Bill asks if he could take a look at Hell. Saint Peter agrees and sends Bill to Hell. The Devil greets Bill at the gates of Hell and he is immediately taken aback. Much to his surprise, there's one heck of a party going on. People are dancing, the alcohol is flowing, music is non-stop and everyone is having a blast. Bill returns to Heaven to again discuss his decision with Saint Peter. He again looks over Saint Peter's shoulder and sees only a lush green meadow. Bill says to Saint Peter, "I've put a lot of thought into this decision and it may sound foolish, but I'd like to spend the rest of eternity in Hell." Saint Peter fulfills Bill's request and returns him to Hell. When Bill gets back to Hell there's been a big change. People are writhing in agony, flames are burning, moans of pain and despair are everywhere. Bill, being quite shocked at the sight asks the Devil, "What happened?? I was just down here a little while ago and everyone was having a great time!" The Devil says, "Oh that... That was just the demo!"
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7 Mar 07
A guy takes off in a helicopter for a commercial flight. During the flight the helicopter's electronic organs shut down and all of a sudden there is fog everywhere. With no radar he can barely get to the tallest building in the city. He grabs a big tablet, writes down "Where am I?" and shows it to the people in the building. In response they hold a similar tablet spelling "You are in a helicopter" The guy laughs, and immediately navigates the helicopter back to the airport flawlessly. The passengers then asked with how did he know where he was. He said: I knew I was at the central building of Microsoft since I asked them something, and their answer was 100% true and 100% useless!!!