Donald MacDonald Of Scotland
March 7, 2007 2:58pm CST
Donald MacDonald from the Highlandswent to study at an English university and was living in the hall of residence with all the other students there. After he had been there a month, his mother came to visit him (no doubt carrying reinforcements of tatties, salt herring, oatmeal and whisky). "And how do you find the English students, Donald?" she asked. "Mother," he replied, "they're such terrible, noisy people. The one on that side keeps banging his head on the wall and won't stop. The one on the other side screams and screams all night." "Oh Donald! How do you manage to put up with these awful noisy English neighbours?" "Mother, I do nothing. I just ignore them. I just stay here quietly, playing my bagpipes."
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7 Mar 07
Ha ha ha that is a good joke. I amscottish and must say that I have not actually hear doto many jokes about scottish people. Plently about Irish men, they seem to be the butt of a lot of our jokes. What I want to know is what salt herring is. I relaly do not know what you mean by this. And I must say that we do not eat much oatmeal. lol.