Donald MacDonald Of Scotland

@lprhll (387)
Italy
March 7, 2007 2:58pm CST
Donald MacDonald from the Highlandswent to study at an English university and was living in the hall of residence with all the other students there. After he had been there a month, his mother came to visit him (no doubt carrying reinforcements of tatties, salt herring, oatmeal and whisky). "And how do you find the English students, Donald?" she asked. "Mother," he replied, "they're such terrible, noisy people. The one on that side keeps banging his head on the wall and won't stop. The one on the other side screams and screams all night." "Oh Donald! How do you manage to put up with these awful noisy English neighbours?" "Mother, I do nothing. I just ignore them. I just stay here quietly, playing my bagpipes."
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• China
8 Mar 07
good joy! I enjoy it !!!
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@vixel83 (212)
8 Mar 07
*laughs* My mother's Scottish, I've emailed this one to her!
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@lilaclady (28240)
• Australia
8 Mar 07
hahahaha, that is so funny, I would love to be his neighbour I love the sound of the bagpipes, well if they are played properly.
• India
8 Mar 07
gud one!thanks for sharing it!
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@forjosie (1547)
• Indonesia
8 Mar 07
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@kurtbiewald (2628)
• United States
8 Mar 07
My roommate in colege played bagpipes too. And he ran a sporting goods store out of the dorm room. I didn't really mind since I wasn't there very much. funny joke
@soniqk (13)
• Romania
8 Mar 07
just ignore them
• Sri Lanka
8 Mar 07
Great jokes everyone :-) really had a good laugh, now i know where i need to go if i wanna read good jokes
7 Mar 07
Ha ha ha that is a good joke. I amscottish and must say that I have not actually hear doto many jokes about scottish people. Plently about Irish men, they seem to be the butt of a lot of our jokes. What I want to know is what salt herring is. I relaly do not know what you mean by this. And I must say that we do not eat much oatmeal. lol.