An artist asked the gallery owner................
March 8, 2007 8:08am CST
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display. "I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all fifteen of your paintings." "That's wonderful!" the artist exclaimed, "What's the bad news?". With concern, the gallery owner replied, "The guy was your doctor."
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9 Mar 07
A DIFFERENT KIND OF TOUCHDOWN An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After lying in bed for a few minutes the old man cut a fart and says "seven points." His wife rolls over and asks, "What in the world was that?" The old man says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead 7 to nothing." A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie, score." After about ten minutes later the old man farts again and says, "Touchdown I'm ahead 14 to 7." Now starting to get into this the wife quickly farts again and says, "Touchdown, tie score." The old man strains really hard but, to no avail he can't fart, so not to be outdone by his wife, he gives it everything he has and strains real hard to get out just one more. Straining, the old man tries so hard he poops in the bed. The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?" The old man replies, "Half-time, switch sides."