10 husbands, still a virgin!!! (Joke)

@shedii (1488)
India
March 9, 2007 6:34am CST
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.” “What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?” “Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was… God! I miss him! But now that I’ve married you, I’m really excited!” “Good,” said the new husband, “but, why?” “You’re a lawyer. This time I know I’m gonna get screwed!”
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8 responses
@pizzoli (3381)
• Italy
11 Mar 07
Fantastic joke. One of the best jokes ever wrote on mylot. Congratulations
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@shedii (1488)
• India
11 Mar 07
Thanks for responding!
• United States
11 Mar 07
That's funny.
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@shedii (1488)
• India
11 Mar 07
Thanks for responding!
@ravibabli (1558)
• India
10 Mar 07
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Oh very nice joke.
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@shedii (1488)
• India
10 Mar 07
Thanks for responding!
@nancyrowina (3852)
9 Mar 07
Good one I laughed anyway, that's bad luck to marry 10 times and in the end have to marry a lawyer.
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@shedii (1488)
• India
9 Mar 07
lol! Thats true. Thanks for responding!
9 Mar 07
love it! that was so funny!
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@shedii (1488)
• India
9 Mar 07
Thanks for responding!
@ethanmama (1746)
• Philippines
13 Mar 07
That's really funny! LOL
• United States
12 Mar 07
That Joke brightend my day some :) Ive really needed a smile lately
@Riptide (2762)
• United States
11 Mar 07
LMAO that was a good one :)