March 27, 2007 3:02am CST
3 vampires walk into a bar and sit at the counter. The first vampire orders a blooody mary. The second vampire orders a bloody martini. The third ampire oders a cup of hot water. "Why the hot water?" asks the bartender The thirsd vampirs pulls out a bloody tampon. "i want to make tea"
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27 Mar 07
nice joke i likt it. A guy walks into a toy shop and says to the assistant: "Could you please show me your Barbie dolls?" She says, "Certainly, sir. Here, we have: Fashion Barbie for $11.95 Vacation Barbie for $11.95 Housewife Barbie for $11.95 and Divorcee Barbie for $211.95!" The guy asks in astonishment,"Why is "Divorcee Barbie so much? She looks the same to me." The assistant answers, "Well, sir, Divorcee Barbie comes complete with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's golf clubs, his Gold MasterCard, his yacht and his summer home."