April 4, 2007 8:22am CST
I got this in a email today and it was HILARIOUS!!! I had to share it with all my beautiful friends... Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother, "Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane........ " At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight." At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army." Mommy fainted! MORAL: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt.
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4 Apr 07
LOL! Of course, it is really a hilarious joke. Thanks for sharing your laughter with us. Below is mine to go on: CURIOSITY A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice," 13....13....13....13....13." He is very curious about what has happened and looks over to the hospital and sees a hole in the wall, he approaches to and look through the hole and gets poked in the eye. The moaning voice then groans," 14....14....14....14....14."
4 Apr 07
Hahahaha That's a good one!! That'll teach parents to cut their kids off half way through a good story. LOL Those "Little Johnny" jokes are the greatest...especially since i have a friend named Johnny, who has a rather warped sense of humour. LOL We like to tease him about that.
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5 Apr 07
Very funny. Thanks for sharing it. i think the moral is quite right on wouldn't you. I like some little johnny jokes but some I am not so sure about. Perhaps it's because my name is John. LOL But this was good. I'm just glad I didn't have an annt jane and uncle bill.