Little Johnny

United States
April 4, 2007 8:22am CST
I got this in a email today and it was HILARIOUS!!! I had to share it with all my beautiful friends... Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother, "Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane........ " At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight." At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army." Mommy fainted! MORAL: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt.
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@alen0224 (528)
• China
4 Apr 07
LOL! Of course, it is really a hilarious joke. Thanks for sharing your laughter with us. Below is mine to go on: CURIOSITY A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice," 13....13....13....13....13." He is very curious about what has happened and looks over to the hospital and sees a hole in the wall, he approaches to and look through the hole and gets poked in the eye. The moaning voice then groans," 14....14....14....14....14."
@BarBaraPrz (14866)
• Hamilton, Ontario
4 Apr 07
I like it! I like it! I've already posted it on two other forums I visit.
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• Canada
4 Apr 07
Hahahaha That's a good one!! That'll teach parents to cut their kids off half way through a good story. LOL Those "Little Johnny" jokes are the greatest...especially since i have a friend named Johnny, who has a rather warped sense of humour. LOL We like to tease him about that.
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@BarBaraPrz (14866)
• Hamilton, Ontario
4 Apr 07
I had a friend named Johnny too, also with a warped sense of humor. But that was in Vancouver, not Guelph. I don't think I know any Guelph Johnnys.
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• India
4 Apr 07
wow nice joke its cool. i like it. thanks for sharing with me.
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• United States
4 Apr 07
You're very welcome :)
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@MySpot (2602)
• United States
4 Apr 07
LMAO! That was great. Gotta love the moral to the story ; )
• Turkey
4 Apr 07
LOL. great joke, I'm going to send this to a friend! Thanks
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@lilaclady (28277)
• Australia
4 Apr 07
hahaha, I love little johnny jokes, and this one has a lesson to be learnt that is a good one...
• United States
4 Apr 07
Omg thats too funny. love it.
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@rsmith512 (1563)
• United States
7 Apr 07
Hahhaha! That is funny! I did not think that it would end like that. I guess the real moral is to not interrupt! LOL :)
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• United States
7 Apr 07
LOL! I didn't think it would either! That's why I loved it so much and just couldn't not share it. :)
@sweetlady10 (3620)
• United States
4 Apr 07
Hehehehe...good one. This is so funny. Just imagine Johnny's mom's situation, she was thinking to give her hubby a lesson...but happend oposite lol. Thanks for sharing this.
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@rsmith512 (1563)
• United States
7 Apr 07
That is what I thought! I thought that mom was going to give dad a lesson, but then it just turned out to just bite them both in the butt!! :)
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@jbrooks0127 (2329)
• United States
4 Apr 07
Very funny. Thanks for sharing it. i think the moral is quite right on wouldn't you. I like some little johnny jokes but some I am not so sure about. Perhaps it's because my name is John. LOL But this was good. I'm just glad I didn't have an annt jane and uncle bill.
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• United States
5 Apr 07
lol!
• Philippines
8 Apr 07
i love it. funny!
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• India
4 Apr 07
hey nice joke here is an another one "A newly married man is standing infront of the mirror naked and admiring his physique' 'A two inche more & i would be aking' His wife come and says 'two inch less you would be a queen'
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@vanities (11340)
• Davao, Philippines
4 Apr 07
that was funny!! and a little bit true..joke...yeah i agree with you ..you must let your son/daughter finish first to make sure it ends right..
@lightningMD (5937)
• United States
4 Apr 07
lol that was great..i'm saving it so my husband can read it after work tonight..thanks for sharing..
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@Mickie30 (2636)
4 Apr 07
LOL very good. This was very funny.
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@nancyrowina (3852)
4 Apr 07
Brilliant I laughed out loud.
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@ravinskye (8247)
• United States
4 Apr 07
that is hilarious!! and it has a very good moral to the story lol.
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@weemam (13389)
4 Apr 07
served her right lol , she should have listened to the story when it was being told the first time , I enjoyed the laugh thank you xx
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• United States
4 Apr 07
Thats a funny story. I loved it its cool Im gunna share it with every one I know too. Nice moral!
• India
4 Apr 07
Boss I have already sent this joke, only thing is I have not given the Moral of the story
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