pets

They say that the attention span of a goldfish is 20 seconds but how did they find out?

Apples

When eating apples do you bite into the skin or peel it first?

Affairs

If your partner had an affair would you get revenge by doing the same?

Here's another

Mickey Mouses lawyer told him he could not divorce Mini because she has buck teeth. Mickey said that was not what he meant when he said she was f*****ing Goofy.

Here's a joke for you

Little Billy is sitting in a maths lesson when teach asks him to answer a question. "Bily, if there are 5 birds sat on a fence and you shoot one with a gun how many would be left?" "None," was...