my cat treats my home as a hotel  

awwwww hes cute now cats i can relate to, although i've never eaten a whole one yet hahaha. I have a new kitten, Marley is his name hes not allowed to stay out all night yet I dont think hes old enough hes about 6 months old now. I think your right ppl say cats have two homes and mine is just getting to know the neighbours, yes he too roams the gardens when he gets the chance, at present hes fast asleep on the bed here waiting for me to join him, but alas he'll soon be grown enough to stay out all night too.

Hum....I think your cat somehow being introduced by other cats in the neigbourhood about how excitement night life can be....hehehe. Even cat has the right to enjoy life too.... ( I tried to read his mind, hmmmmm).

ha,ha,ha, I guess your cat feel like good to be home! or they just want to feel how the hotel looks alike.You know the animal they have also since of humor that we don't really know.

Oh yes, definitely a creature of the night.

We had a manx tom, who used to come home every morning with the milkman. One day he turned up full of tar on his pads and in his fur, furiously trying to lick it off but throwing up all over the place. We called the vet and he said just put him in a bath of fairy liquid.

Well, it took two us (adults) to hold him down in the water. Of course you have to roll your sleeves up. I have never experienced such strength in a little cat before. Both of us were soaked through and my arms were covered in blood - my blood! Moral - if he comes home dirty, let him stay that way. :-)

Hahahaha he is a Tom and I am afraid they have that habit
Have you had him done because if you haven't lol then he will be out all night lol

Ok, seriously...you've got to get control of your cat. Obviously there's a serious drug problem which needs to be addressed. I suggest a 12 step program would be quite helpful. Once the drug problem is gone, you should find that the night life slows down quite a bit. Now, be warned....sometimes drug use can change into a drinking problem and I certainly wouldn't want this to happen to your cat. With that said, keep your booze out of reach and tightly closed during and after the healing process.
blessed be

Sounds spoiled rotten to me ... my 35 pound tuxedo cat spends most of this day trying to lay on top of me and not let me get on my laptop, lately he seems to be so in love with me, following me around the house, crying for me in rooms and just wanting to be around me all the time, worse than a dog

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Ahh, cats are great, aren't they? Of course he has a life you don't know about, cats do indeed love the night, i bet even my indoor cat gets up to all sorts in the night when we're asleep!

You know what we also had a cat who would always be out at night & god knows everyday would come at morning sharp & remain outside the door.actually they have there own life & habits which we don't know.Cats are night animals & love to sleep during days.

haha he probably is up to something that he doesn't want you to know:P ..i don't have any cats, i used to but not anymore..my cats treat our home as a hotel too..always coming and go whenever they please, sleep wherever they like, eat whenever they want etc..hehe..