Some funny ponderings to make you go 'hmmmmm'
By Katlady2
@Katlady2 (9904)
United States
April 30, 2007 7:31pm CST
Don't try too hard to come up with answers to these.....you'll end up with a headache! LOL
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy alcohol, and why do bars have parking lots?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
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@blackbriar (9075)
• United States
4 May 07
The only one I can answer w/o being a smarta** is #8 only cause the township road commissioneer lives right down the street from me. When the forecast is calling for a bad winter storm, he drives the snowplow home instead of his truck. Our road is the 1st to be plowed then. :-D
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@blackbriar (9075)
• United States
4 May 07
ok, he gets out his snowshoes and walks to work. orrrrrrrrrr He 'borrows' his neighbor's snowmobile that was left in the yard and sleds to work. He could also hoof it.
@bounce58 (17380)
• Canada
25 Jan 12
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
It snowed out here last week.
And all I can say is that I'd hate to be that guy that drives the snowplow! Not only did he have trouble coming to work, he had to do it really early. Right during the storm!
