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myLot reputation of 95/100. acmepride (652)1 year ago

It's the first day of classes. You're nonchalantly sitting inside the air-conditioned classroom and waiting for the teacher to arrive. You're stunningly drop dead gorgeous crush then entered the classroom, sat a couple of seats in front of you, and you can't help but stare. Then, it happens. Suddenly. Something sinister erupted from where your crush was sitting. It's not only hilariously-sounding, it's also uncannily familiar. All-consuming stench follows. Yes, your crush unashamedly farted. What would you do? How would you react? How do you normally respond when someone farts? Kindly share your bizarre encounters.

 
 
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dopey22girl (3054) response was accepted on 5/17/2007.
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1. myLot reputation of 85/100. dopey22girl (3054)   1 year ago

Haha that's a hilarious scenario. Well if I had a crush on the guy I probably wouldn't want to embarrass him, and I would feel really bad for him, and embarrassed for him, so I would probably pretend like I didn't notice. If everyone else started laughing then I probably couldn't help but laugh, but I'd try really hard not to lol. This doesn't happen very often at my school, but when it does it's usually a silent fart, and people are just like, "Eww what smells?!?!" Haha...good question!


myLot reputation of 95/100. acmepride (652)  1 year ago

dopey22, thanks a lot for your insightful response and for your praise!;)

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2. myLot reputation of 89/100. JessyBlue (251)   1 year ago

I would try not to laugh, but most likely I wouldn't be able to hold my laughter in, just as that person could not hold their fart in.
Did you laugh?


myLot reputation of 95/100. acmepride (652)  1 year ago

I agree that it would really be hard to hold your laughter in that situation, JessyBlue. I would have probably done the same thing, but to save my crush from further embarrassment, i may perhaps even quip that her cellphone has a nice customized ringing tone. lol...

Thanks for your response, JessyBlue!;)

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3. myLot reputation of 78/100. joesgamez (126)   1 year ago

Well if you know she knows that you know then say damn girl..S#it and use that as an excuse to talk to her. I fart all the time.


myLot reputation of 95/100. acmepride (652)  10 months ago

Thanks for your honest response, joesgamez!

Happy myLotting!;)

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4. myLot reputation of 99/100. mycharm88 (667)   10 months ago

That was really funny but if that would happen to my crush i would try as uch as possible not to laugh not embarass him, but if he is laughing himself then i would feel free to laugh w/ him. Things like this happen all the time because it's normal, there really are times that we couldn't hold it even in public specially if your having a bad stomach lol!!!

I once had a funny experience on this while riding on public utility vehicle (jeepney) an old woman at about 50's of age was waving her hand at a jeepney stop. She was big and git huge belly... as she stepped on the jeep she all were shocked to hear a loud fart, the jeepney step was too high so her legs squeezed her stomach that cause her to fart... I know that she was embarrased so i tried so hard not to laugh as some of the passengers started laughing, she never dared to look at anyone and at about a 10 feet ride she called the driver to stop.


myLot reputation of 95/100. acmepride (652)  10 months ago

It's really nice of you to be sensitive and considerate of others, mycharm88.

Normally, a situation like that would easily elicit laughter from anyone, but it truly requires a great deal of self-restraint such as yours not to do so.

To be honest, though, if I witnessed that jeep incident myself, even if I would really try my darn best to hold my laughter, I would perhaps eventually join the other passengers, if only to express my true reaction to such an awkwardly funny incident.

Thanks a lot for openly sharing your fart experience (lol) and Happy myLotting!;)


myLot reputation of 99/100. mycharm88 (667)  10 months ago

I know it was really embarrasing and definitely would make anyone laugh but when i looked at her face, i felt how ashamed she was at the moment and looked to pale..


myLot reputation of 95/100. acmepride (652)  10 months ago

I salute you for your laudable ability to empathize with others, mycharm88!

Thanks a lot for your contribution and Happy myLotting!;)

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5. myLot reputation of 88/100. chryss (512)   10 months ago

a simple answer for that, farting inside the classrome especially your crush done it i will stay calm and silent and try not to laugh but if ever everybody rejoicing for that fart and the one who farted well i will join them why not!farting is very normal to us people,we need to release it but be sure to seek a place where you can fart.it is embarrasing if you fart to public then someone smells it yucks its a shame lol!


myLot reputation of 95/100. acmepride (652)  10 months ago

I must say that I am quite inclined to agree with your view, chryss.

Thanks a lot for your nice post and Happy myLotting!;)

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6. myLot reputation of 84/100. nvtellan (960)   9 months ago

Well, I don't have any experiences with my crush farting in public and in the process shaming herself. But I had some experiences with me farting in public. Nothing alarming nor disgraceful because nobody bother to look at my way but I know they know that it was me who did the crime.:)


myLot reputation of 95/100. acmepride (652)  9 months ago

Good thing you do not have such an awkwardly embarrassing experience, nvtellan.

Thanks a lot for participating in this discussion and Happy myLotting!;)


myLot reputation of 95/100. acmepride (652)  8 months ago

Good thing you were not apprehended for your "misdemeanor" then. lol... Thanks a lot for your honest sharing and Happy myLotting, nvtellan!;)

 
7. myLot reputation of 77/100. nimette (192)   9 months ago

that's funny and pretty embarrassing because she's a girl. if a guy farted i wouldn't have restrained myself from laughing because guys usually dont care at all and they're usually the ones who reacts or laughs first. something like that would be pretty humiliating for a girl i guess. if it were me i definitely would want the earth swallow me haha...n_n


myLot reputation of 95/100. acmepride (652)  7 months ago

I wonder whether the Earth would want to swallow you in that particular instance, though. lol...

Thanks a lot for your nice sharing and Happy myLotting, nimette!;)

 
8. myLot reputation of 76/100. rogue13xmen13 (4500)   9 months ago

I have never had this problem with my boyfriend, but then again, I love him so much that I deal with the minor things, and farting is minor to me.


myLot reputation of 95/100. acmepride (652)  7 months ago

That's really good to know, rogue13xmen13.

Thanks a lot for your good post and Happy myLotting!;)

 
9. myLot reputation of 88/100. jarves (714)   8 months ago

Hahahaha....if my crush would fart like that then I would just silently laugh. But then if everyone notices that fart and everybody laughs then I will laugh along.heheheh


myLot reputation of 95/100. acmepride (652)  7 months ago

Conveniently joining the bandwagon, eh? lol...

Thanks a lot for participating in this discussion and Happy myLotting, jarves!;)

 
10. myLot reputation of 98/100. jcj_111776 (984)   8 months ago

Oh, that's a funny one!:)If my crush does that kind of thing, I will surely can't help but just to cough out the laugh that will come out from me. And that sound sure is a nasty one.lol!

I had this experience in a hardware store. I was by myself at this particular aisle, checking out some stuffs. When this old man suddenly appeared and also checked out some items. Now, there was only the TWO OF US in that aisle. And all of a sudden, the air around me smelled so bad and awful!!!I know it wasn't me so who else?! And I was waiting if the old man will just smile apologetically but he did nothing. He went on checking the item he was holding as if he didn't do anything to pollute the air I was breathing!lol!

 
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