Cooking Catastrophies

I was talking to my future daughter in law on the phone a couple days ago. she told me how happy she was that I was going to be her mother in law, then she proceeded to tell me about the first time coookng for her mom and my son. It brought back memories.

I married my first husband when i was 17 and pregnant. that first year, I decided to cook Thanksgiving dinner.

I ended the dinner with the giblets still in the turkey stomach and no stuffing. I was mordified. Yes, everyone lived and there was no fire, but this is a memory that sticks in my mind. and the only thing my ex ever backed me on.

Does anyone else have any cooking catastrophies??