A royal Flush beats a full bowl.

Do you ever offer homstead rights on your new continent? Perhaps you are more capitalistic minded and offer vacation adventures.

Hmm, you didn't tell me that you were wise to the ways of geology, herrbaggs. I suspect that I add more landmass to the world than all the lava of all the active volcano's combined!

Now we know the real causes of air polution and global warming.

So sorry!;D

ROFLMAO Thank goodness I am far enough away not to have to deal with that

Looks like he managed to hack the auto delete.
Good for you Baggs!

Maybe they could not get through the smell.

All this toilet talk has made me hungry.

Thanks to people like you, there are places where I am no longer welcome.

Oh, don't be so sure of yourself, sassy. I don't think that I would have any problems at all imagining just how full of crap you may be...but you do have a point in that I might not believe that it all came out of you.;P

Oh yes don't be too sure of yourself, any body that finds mylot fufilling could probably stop up the over flow pipe at boulder dam.

So what are you guys saying? You don't believe me that I am not full of s...

Your talking to us aren't you? Thats pretty much of dead give away.

We're saying that we have nothing but the greatest respect for you, sassy!!:)

Sssssshhhhhhh you weren't suppose to tell

Thanks for all that respect Trans

Eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!! I will never eat again.

sorry but desperate means makes for desperate messures... but just to let you know I didnt go fishing my boyfriend at the time did... he is the one who messed up the toilet bowl!!!!:D But because of his habit of killing bowls i didnt take him hardly anywhere!!! ROFL and I am sure you understand why!

oh and a question... have you had kids... that like to try and flush your watch, their shoes, basically whatever they can get their hands on... the coat hanger is a good way to retrive the items that stop up toilets!!!

Don't bother explaining to me how to unstop it. I just call the wife and point with a trembling finger.

roflmao!!

lol!! I am sure she appreciates your little presents as much as any wife would!! with a clothes pen on her nose and telling you not to do it again!!! lol

Remember she is the one that feeds me.

Perhaps this is why your wife was laughing so hard at her dream!! Still giggling!

How to not deficate, I am already so full of it I am a walking dirty bomb.

Hey if your a dirty bomb.... why dont ya go unload over some of the places we are fighting in and make the fight just a little crappier for the other side!!!

What a great idea! We should send our mightiest poopers to fly over via helicopter while giving full moons to the enemy, and then "bombs away"! I predict immediate surrender by any and all survivors.
I will do my patriotic duty (or doodie) by sending a large supply of my toddler's poop diapers whihc can be tossed into the caves of the enemy!
We'll "flush them out"!

I just dicovered that if one gets to laughing too hard, its one britches that become plugged.

Oh my! I can only imagine the looks on their faces as they have been "Shocked and Awed." Talk about really big birds flying in the sky! Operation poop shoot is a go!

When it comes to my achievments in the vent fan room, I will always be royalty to you.

Lol, look your star went up 2 pts. I guess it's best here if your discussions are full of nothing but crap.

Yes,thats ideas from jimbo for you,lol

How true it is. If you think about it, what is funnier that a properly programmed fart, to carry this matter on to solidification can become even funnier. people are weird!

I quess I will call you the flower bowl and when you flush, how sweet it is.

It didn't smell like roses when we lived together!

Jimbo, I swear I have never laughed so hard in my life! you should make a ton of money off this one comment! LMAO!

omg sounds like your sister pulled a slick one on ya!!! That would be so embarassing!! I bet she had a hell of a time explaining it all herself!! I hope that you found another more staunchie woman who could deal if that ever happened to you again!!!

elp,I agree,but someone will find something to moan about,and it will get wiped.Excuse the pun!!!

teegra,when my bowels erupt,there isnt a woman alive could handle it.

jimbo, how could anyone find this anything but hilarious?!
I know what you mean though, some people are so easily offended that I wonder how they survive real life!

BTW.. what is cremola foam?

cremola foam is a powder that you add water to to make a fizzy pop like drink,so mixed with Andrews Liver Salts is a lethal combination

ohhhhhh! well that makes sense now! lol
I would have killed my sister if she had done that to me!

ROFL!!!!! That is....wow....really....

I would not kill her, I would unload in her closet.

roflmao

jimbo, as entertaining as this whole story is, your most entertaining line is, "thank god she believed in santa." Thank you for that.;)

I emptied my guts ok,but not my sac

I will never drink creamola foam again lol, I loved the lemon one xx

So your sister poisoned you and you think it is funny.

Are you sure you want these kind of friends?

No, do not do it!! it is bad for your elth!!!

boy did that poor girl ever pick a bad place to be off-topic...

Hi monika,my name id jimbo,and if you would like,I can be your friend.You do seem like a nice clever girl,and I am sure that we would get on great.If you still want to be a friend,just click on my profile,but could you upload a picture of yourself in your avatar.The personal touch is nice.And I will be touched,trust me,

Is there a topic here?

There could be,but unless she ever comes back to comment,we will never know

I have a large 3 hp shop vacummn I named monika, I wonder if they have anything in common? If she does I would certainly like to be her friend.

The lady I am married to can produce things with her intestinal track that in most parts of the world would be considered war crimes.

Barf--I'd hate to be your wife.

Great analogy, Calais!
LOL I understand the feeling having raised 4 boys, lol.