Funny signs that you can see on shop fronts

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I rarely come across them where I live. But I do get a good dose of it from the web. I was surfing around when I came a cross this one that really knocked me off my feet! "WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING--BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN" I cannot help but keep laughing at this. Even typing this, I have a big silly grin on my face whenever I think about it. Have you came across any signs that were put up that are really funny? Share some of those you came across. Pictures would be even better!