Are they telling us Santa is a druggie?
By coffeebreak
@coffeebreak (17797)
United States
December 1, 2007 8:16pm CST
With all the stupid malarky going around about defimation of Santa for kids sake, i.e. he can't say HO HO HO but HA HA HA and he can't be chubby anymore so as not to encourage obesity....I was looking through a popular women's magazine and saw an ad for Advil pain reliever. In big green letters in the middle of the page it says - "I'm All Advil" and then has pictures of Santa and him saying "It's my how-can-I-do-all-this-in-one-night pain reliever" and "It's my sit on Santa's knee pain reliever" and "its my boy-this-is-heavy pain reliever" and "It's my sliding-down-the-chimney pain releiver". Good grief! All Santa does is take pain pills! We'd better make Santa not work so hard. IF he keeps working this hard, kids will think it is okay to take drugs because "Santa does". Maybe he can just do some emails instead of the knee sitting and some virtural gift cards instead of sliding down the chimneys and carrying heavy loads of gifts all night long.
Or maybe bored adults that think up this junk could just leave the jolly old fellow alone and enjoy the smiles he brings to our kids!!!!! Yes, I vote for that!!!
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4 responses
@wolfie34 (26770)
• United Kingdom
2 Dec 07
The tradition of children going to see santa has been going on since the year dot, it takes certain sick minds to paint santa in a different picture, only to become kiljoys and politically correct, the world has indeed gone mad! A skinny lady saying ha ha ha just doesn't have the same affect does it? Bah humbug, they'll try to ban Christmas next because if offends someone, somewhere! Oh boy what a lovely fooked up world we live in now! Didn't see your discussion before mine and thank you for the link!
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@coffeebreak (17797)
• United States
2 Dec 07
Just hope it does some good somehow in helping stop these idiots that want to destroy the fun in life and at our kids expense!
@spiderlizard22 (3443)
• United States
2 Dec 07
Santa's image and greeting won't change. Too many people already like Santa the way he is. Those who want a skinny santa to say ha ha ha will not get it.
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@coffeebreak (17797)
• United States
2 Dec 07
I certainly hope it will stay the same! But with everyone suing everyone so as not to have to accept responsibility, I don't know. I watched the Radio City Music hall Rockets Christmas program on TV last night and they had a Santa in one of the skits and sure enough, he said Ha Ha Ha instead of Ho Ho Ho.
@kurtbiewald (2625)
• United States
2 Dec 07
yeah, and a red suit and beard (a commie), and sneaking into people's houses at night, and smoking a pipe with who knows what in it
from some random old hippie who was ranting about it one time
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@coffeebreak (17797)
• United States
2 Dec 07
Kurtbiewald - thank you SO MUCH for this laugh this morning! I sure needed to start the day with one! I hadn't thought about the sneaking into houses part or the red suit. Wow - these goof balls really missed the biggest parts didn't they? They really need to raise their children properly instead of expecting other to do it and then complain about it!
@RagdollSally (159)
• United States
11 Dec 07
Its horrible how society today is so worried about being politically correct. I was born in the wrong era.. I should have been born in the 50's.
