I've got diamonds at the meeting of my thighs  |
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| Has anyone ever complimented your "experience" between the sheets in such a way that you weren't exactly sure if it was a compliment or not? I just read this line in a poem someone posted on her discussion and it got me to thinking about some of the "compliments" I have received over the years from guys who have been fortunate to share in said experiences with me. Take this line for example "I've got diamonds At the meeting of my thighs" Wow. That is like 100 times better then telling me I have parts of my anatomy made of gold. But think about it. Diamonds are formed when carbon deposits are exposed to high pressure and temperature for prolonged periods deep within the earths CRUST! Doesn't sound like some place I would want my anatomy exploring if I were a guy. *shudders at the thought* I have also had my internal girlie parts referred to as "velvet clad vise grips" Sure velvet is soft and warm and smooth and sometimes feels fuzzy (time for a shave Cyn) but a VISE GRIP? Really? A vise grip. How many men reading this have crossed their legs and have an expression of OUCH on their faces right now? I know I am over thinking this but I think it is like this with all compliments. If you think about them long enough you could find a way to make them not so complementary. Has anyone ever complimented you in this fashion? Please share! | | | | | |
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1. laydee (6297)
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4 years ago
| | The post is really funny, you know? Hahahaha.. never really saw this in this light. hahaha.. I guess people over-think their creativity at times thus something would turn out wrong in the end. I do understand that somehow there will always be two sides of the coin, especially if it involved words. I really thought about the 'diamond between the thighs' line and it certainly gives you that OUCH feeling if you look at it literally. But I guess the author was thinking about the deeper meaning of diamonds. Which could mean another thing. Like the feeling of joy when someone gives you a diamond. The exhilarating feeling of looking at a perfectly cut diamond. I guess the author was moving towards that type of connotation rather than the 'literal' sense of the word. Oh well, let's hope so. Otherwise, indeed the OUCH wouldn't be a nice sight nor feeling. =) | | | | | | |
cynicalandoutspoken (2338)
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4 years ago
| | I'm sure you are right about what the writer was thinking when she came up with this line I used as my title. But just somethings that can be so WOW when you hear them could really turn into OMG after you think about them for awhile. Thanks for commenting. | | | |
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cynicalandoutspoken (2338)
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4 years ago
| | I love when you visit my discussions. I had an "episode" for lack of a better word with a woman many many years ago and she said "if this b!t^& had a d!^k, I'd marry her" I was more offended that she called me a b!t^& that I bit her. I wonder if she has healed by now? Hmm. Oh well. LOL But yeah, guys usually aren't as creative. They tend to stick to one syllable compliments like Yes! Good! God! Wow! Suck it! It is the funniest thing when I hear someone say my name. I can't stop smirking that they managed to get out all 3 syllables without passing out from lack of oxygen. | | | |
lecanis (7304)
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4 years ago
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cynicalandoutspoken (2338)
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4 years ago
| | I've made the same mistake answering that question. Hey, if you don't want to know don't ask. I guess I could have waited until we were done before I started talking about another guy. lol I think my all time favorite compliment was from a guy who just finished having a midnight snack. He picked his head up wiped off his chin and said "baby if I could bottle this and sell it we would be millionaires" But the best physical compliment I got from a guy was him going ready set done in 2 minutes 32 seconds. His roomie came out about 15 minutes later and just looked at the two of us and he said "dude what did she do to you" He was incapable of speech so I just wiped the corners of my mouth and as innocently as possible said "Not a thing" | | | |
lecanis (7304)
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4 years ago
| | I agree, if you don't want to know, don't ask. :P Hehe, those are some good ones! | | | |
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3. marilynlynn (379)
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4 years ago
| | Wow, I would consider both of those to be very complimentary. I wouldn't look at it any other way. If a man comes up with something like that, then you know darn well, he's liking it,or should I say, LOVIN IT! :o) | | | | | | |
cynicalandoutspoken (2338)
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4 years ago
| | Yes they are complimentary and like any woman I love compliments! But men typically aren't the most articulate creatures (sorry guys I'm speaking to your species as a whole) so I think they should stick to physical compliments rather than verbal. | | | |
marilynlynn (379)
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4 years ago
| | I like verbal & physical! :o) Have a really nice day, today....... Marilyn | | | |
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| 4. jonatechme (99)
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4 years ago
| | The way you put it? OUCH.. LOL!! I'm sure you know when a person says that it is for compliment and you should take it as such. When you are mad with someone you tell them that you'll KILL them! but do you mean so? | | | | | | |
cynicalandoutspoken (2338)
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4 years ago
| | yes I do take it as a compliment but I sometimes think it is funny to pick apart the words that people say. I would rather be made to laugh to then be complimented any time. | | | |
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5. Sissygrl (5760)
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4 years ago
| | Wow cyn, you have to at least give these guys credit for being unique and creative with their complements.. lol i've never heard compliments so original in my life. lol. Sorry that i dont have anything to share but i wish i did!! this could get amusing. | | | | | | |
cynicalandoutspoken (2338)
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4 years ago
| | Check back often, I'll be making cookies. You probably don't hear them because guys usually aren't as creative. They tend to stick to one syllable compliments like Yes! Good! God! Wow! Suck Me! | | | |
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6. skinnychick (3313)
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4 years ago
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skinnychick (3313)
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4 years ago
| | Wow that other guy had some cohones...that's hilarious. | | | |
cynicalandoutspoken (2338)
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4 years ago
| | CRUST not crush. lord I must be tired. But since my honey has a headache and I'm not getting any lovin if I go to bed I may as well stay up and amuse you guys for a while. | | | |
skinnychick (3313)
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4 years ago
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7. urbandekay (6784)
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4 years ago
| | Hmmmm, that's a very literal turn of mind you have there! all the best urban | | | | | | |
cynicalandoutspoken (2338)
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4 years ago
| | I am a sucker for the english language. Ha! Can you imagine having an argument with me? LOL | | | |
urbandekay (6784)
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4 years ago
| | A sucker for the English language? Well that's good provided you don't become intoxicated with the exuberance of your own verbosity! all the best urban | | | |
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8. p1kef1sh (7538)
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4 years ago
| | I always thought that they put diamond tips on drills. I think that it is only polite to express appreciation but I confess that I've never waxed lyrical. For once in my life I am well and truly stuck. I thought that I would write something poetic and profound (there's a first) but you know what, I can't! | | | | | | |
novataylor (2165)
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4 years ago
| | I am dying to hear you wax lyrical on this particular topic, p1kef1sh! I'm going to pour a drink, and sit back and relax while I read, afterwhich I'm sure a smoke will be in order. So, get to thinking, darlin, I'm waiting. Sighs at the ready, thighs at the ready, ready to slide. | | | |
cynicalandoutspoken (2338)
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4 years ago
| | Wow P1ke, I take that fact that you find yourself incapable of a comment a HUGE compliment ;) | | | |
p1kef1sh (7538)
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4 years ago
| | Novataylor has challenged me to come up with something poetic. I shall pen something lyrical, but they're your thighs and your diamonds, so I hope that you don't mind. It will be adult but not tawdry, at least I hope that you won't think it so. So I will PM it to people that ask me to, including you of course. | | | |
cynicalandoutspoken (2338)
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4 years ago
| | You can use my thighs and my diamonds anytime you wish sweetness. But you may want to be my friend first before you try to PM me anything. lol | | | |
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9. gardengrrl (841)
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4 years ago
| | LOL...too funny, girl! Don't over-think these things, the folks who said them were surely sincere in their praise! Words sprung from deep feelings seldom pass the mind's scrutiny. I once had a guy tell me I was "made to ball", does that count? | | | | | | |
cynicalandoutspoken (2338)
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4 years ago
| | I would be shaking my head at the made to ball comment. I know people typically mean the best and sincerest of compliments when these things stumble over their tongues and out of their mouths while they lay there breathless between my sheets. I have enough tact left not to laugh at them :) | | | |
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10. Scoop_Dogg (1932)
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4 years ago
| | As hard as I try, I cannot for the life of me understand how having diamonds at the meeting of ones thighs can be considered a compliment. What does it mean? Does it mean you have found a jewel where you weren't expecting one, or maybe someone lost their earrings there whilst delving? Someone will have to explain this one to me. As for being taken two ways (compliments wise I mean) I remember vividly or was it vivian? Anyway....... I was young and naive, she told me she was 40 something, but I am sure she was only 18. No sooner were we together than she urged me to 'get on with it' I whipped my clothes off, she took one look and said 'take me big boy' I needed no second invitation and dived on top of her. She wasted no time in guiding me to her special place (where the diamonds were obviously, but I never noticed any!). I entered her surprising easily. I had been told 'ladies' needed a lot of foreplay, but not Vivian, no. As soon as I was in she started oooooohing and aaaaahing and telling me I was the biggest and best she had ever had. I went at it for what seemed hours, but in reality it was only a couple of minutes. Spent, I rolled over, the sweat dripping off me, but she never give me time to recover. "That'll be £50" she said, "now get your clothes back on and f**k off, I have another friend coming here soon" Now did she really mean what she said about me being the best? I wonder. | | | | | | |
cynicalandoutspoken (2338)
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4 years ago
| | I love the way you write. I have a friend that talks like you. The whole "I remember vividly, or was it vivian", thing. That is great. You are great. I haven't picked apart the diamonds compliment because it wasn't given to me. It is from a Maya Angelou poem called Still I Rise about strength and over coming the nastiness people throw at you. Here is an excerp: You may shoot me with your words, You may cut me with your eyes, You may kill me with your hatefulness, But still, like air, I'll rise. Does my sexiness upset you? Does it come as a surprise That I dance like I've got diamonds At the meeting of my thighs?Out of the huts of history's shame I rise I guess there are only so many words that rhyme with RISE. lol | | | |
Scoop_Dogg (1932)
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4 years ago
| | Thanks for the compliment, coming from you it means a lot. We should start up a mutual appreciation society. ;) Now that I have seen the words in the context of the poem, I see it differently now. Is it a compliment? "That I dance like I have diamonds at the meeting of my thighs" What can it mean? Possibly fearing any chaffing the diamonds may cause on your deliciously soft and tender inner thighs by excessive movement, you therefore remain almost stationary from the waist down. Your rhythmic movement being generated by the subtle sexual swaying of your hips and knees being squeezed tightly together. What do you think? I see my fellow Englishman has decided to pick up the gauntlet thrown down to write a poem, so I too may see if I can RISE to the occasion :) | | | |
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