Stupid Answers to Random Questions
By coffeeshot
@coffeeshot (3783)
Australia
February 26, 2008 7:10pm CST
I came across a website called www.agonybooth.com. People can post silly things they've seen or heard. These are some of the answers to questions that made me crack up. A lot of them are from 'Family Feud' which is a game show that is notorious for its stupid answers!
Q: Name a bird with a long neck.
A: Naomi Campbell.
Q. Name an orange fruit
A. banana
Q. Name a famous "Willie."
A. Willie the Pooh.
Q. In what month of pregnancy do you first start to show?
A. September.
(That one made me crack up! Seriously... I'm assuming only a man could've answered that question!)
Q. Name an animal with three letters in its name.
A. Alligator. (Prompting Richard Dawson to say, "You don't use narcotics, do you, Bob?")
Q. Something which flies but doesn't have an engine
A. "a bicycle with wings".
Q. A number you have to memorise:
A. "7".
Q. A famous Parisian landmark:
A. "Hawaii".
Q. A part of the body beginning with N
A. "Knee".
Q. Not including cutlery, a type of fork
A. "Banana".
Q. Something a blind person might use
A. "A sword".
Q. Something you might be allergic to
A. "Skiing".
Q. Something you wear on the beach
A. "A deckchair"
And this has to be my favourite of the lot:
Q. A kind of ache
A. "Fillet o' Fish"
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@mummymo (23706)
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27 Feb 08
LOL Yep I have heard some fabulous ones too on shows here like family fortunes! Having said that Goodness only knows what I would say in front of all those people , the lights and the cameras going out to millions! My brain would probably splutter a bit too! It is still funny to watch others say such funny things though! xxx
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@rinaaus (1201)
• Australia
27 Feb 08
Heheheh.. I like Something a blind person might use ... A sword ... hahahah it makes me laugh out loud ...still laughing... very nice... thanks for sharing! Not really silly answer, just they think different way like this.
Dear Walter:
I hope you can help me. The other day I left for work, leaving my husband in the house watching TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a few hundred yards down the road when my engine conked out and the car slowed to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was parading in front of the wardrobe mirror dressed in my underwear and high-heel shoes, and he was wearing my make-up. I am 32, my husband is 34, and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to convince me that he had dressed in my lingerie because he couldn't find his own underwear. But when I asked him about the make-up, he broke down and admitted that he'd been wearing my clothes for six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He lost his job six months ago and says he has be en feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help?
Sincerely,
Sheila Lusk
*******
Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of problems with the engine. Start by making sure there is no debris in the fuel line. If it's clear, check the clips holding the vacuum hoses onto the intake manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber. I hope this helps.
Walter
@killahclaire (3665)
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27 Feb 08
I have just been reading these out to my mum and been having a right good laugh.
Over here though we call this programme family fortune and I used to love it as a child.
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@CatsandDogs (13963)
• United States
27 Feb 08
I can imagine these people who answered the answers that they did are really feeling it from their friends and family. lol Oh the dumb things we say when we're nervous but it makes our day for we get a good laugh.
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