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myLot reputation of 92/100. as2006 (1451)   ranked 2,464 out of 26,920 in people 4 years ago

Team owner Jeffery Laurie had put together the perfect team for the Philadelphia Eagles. The only thing missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl victory.



One night while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghani soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand grenade straight into a window from 80 yards away. Then he threw another from 50 yards down a chimney, and finally hit a passing car going 80 miles per hour. 'I've got to get this guy!' Laurie said too himself. ' He has the perfect arm!'



He brings the young Afghan to the States and teaches him the great game of football ...sure enough the Eagles go on to win the Super Bowl. The young Afghan is hailed as a hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants to do is call his mother. 'Mom,' he says into the phone, 'I just won the Super Bowl.



'I don't want to talk to you,' the old Muslim woman says. 'You deserted us. You are not my son.'



'Mother, I don't think you understand,' pleads the son, 'I've just won the greatest sporting event in the world!'



'No! Let me tell you,' his mother retorts, 'At this very moment there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!'



The old lady pauses . . . then tearfully says, \ \ \ \ \ 'I will never forgive you for making us move to Philadelphia


 

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1. myLot reputation of 74/100. sunkissed (2314)   ranked 1,918 out of 26,920 in people   4 years ago

That was a good one.Too bad when Philly is as bad as Afganistan!!


myLot reputation of 92/100. as2006 (1451)   ranked 2,464 out of 26,920 in people  4 years ago

Thank's.

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2. myLot reputation of 89/100. scorpiobabes (2020)   ranked 1,003 out of 26,920 in people   4 years ago

I love it! But you know it's false...Philadelphia is ALWAYS the bridesmaid and never the bride! I don't expect them to win a Super Bowl in MY lifetime (and I'm only 36!)cry


myLot reputation of 92/100. as2006 (1451)   ranked 2,464 out of 26,920 in people  4 years ago

Thabk's.


myLot reputation of 89/100. scorpiobabes (2020)   ranked 1,003 out of 26,920 in people  4 years ago

No problem--I love the Eagles wub, although it's fun to hear a good joke or two! lol

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3. myLot reputation of 85/100. zhongmingyunky (395)   ranked 15,268 out of 26,920 in people   4 years ago

That's good!
I looked your card is one kind enjoys!very good!


myLot reputation of 92/100. as2006 (1451)   ranked 2,464 out of 26,920 in people  4 years ago

Thank's very much.

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