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myLot reputation of 98/100. pyewacket (12221)   ranked 239 out of 32,950 in life 4 years ago

Okay here is one of my thought provoking discussions to ponder about. This is especially geared for you people who are apartment dwellers..but heck it could apply to you who live in homes as well. I think everyone can agree, there's nothing more annoying than a noisy neighbor...you know...the one who plays music until the wee small hours of the morning...having loud raunchy parties until dawn...deciding to blow their bugle, horn, play their electric guitar late, bang on drums...I think we'll agree how annoying this isangry

But then it occurred to me...could I be accused of being a noisy neighbor about this?? You see, I don't get a chance to watch TV until the late wee small hours of the morning....and no, I DON'T have the TV loud....but something else might bother my downstairs neighbors...I have a habit of sitting on my bare wooden floors in front of the TV...it's late, it's quiet, save for the soft volume of my TV....and then..........shocked
While sitting on that bare, wooden floor in front of my TV I let out a loud kaboom...yes, folks..I make a humdinger of a fart..I've passed wind big time....that I'm surprised doesn't register a 8.00 on the Richter scale and make everyone's walls rattle and shatter glass.

Okay...admit it folks...have you ever let out a real kaboom of a fart??...does it concern you that maybe your loud farts might be disturbing your neighbors???...have they called the cops on you for disturbing the peace? What do you do to contain those blasts of energy from your body? Do you try to muffle them somehow? w00t

 

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1. myLot reputation of 99/100. daeckardt (3140)   ranked 166 out of 32,950 in life   4 years ago

Most of the time, I'm pretty quiet with my farts. I don't try to muffle them. I usually don't worry about them. I'm an apartment dweller and I don't worry about that kind of thing from my neighbors. Now if they are constantly fighting or something, I might worry about it, but not passing gas.


myLot reputation of 98/100. pyewacket (12221)   ranked 239 out of 32,950 in life  4 years ago

Every once in a while one of my neighbors are fighting...or maybe not..one neighbor has a habit of just plain talking loud anyway on the phone to her friend, but the way she talks it almost does sound like a major fight


myLot reputation of 99/100. daeckardt (3140)   ranked 166 out of 32,950 in life  4 years ago

I think that would be far more worrisome than whether I was too loud when passing gas. After all, if it sounds like people are killing each other (even if they are not), then that would be disruptive. I always thought it was funny...I can walk down the street in China and the people sound like they are very angry or yelling at each other. I would turn around and they are laughing and having a good time. Oh well.

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2. myLot reputation of 99/100. ElicBxn (24681)   ranked 106 out of 32,950 in life   4 years ago

NORMALLY I don't fart really loudly.

However, the former roommate did! One time the current roommate and I were on the OTHER side of the house from the former roommate with 2 closed doors between us and she let lose a fart.shocked

At that time I had 2 phone lines. I picked up the second line and called her on the first to say something to her about it!

The roomie & I STILL talk about it!lol


myLot reputation of 98/100. pyewacket (12221)   ranked 239 out of 32,950 in life  4 years ago

My cats often give me strange looks when I let out a big one..in fact if I'm lying in bed reading before I go to sleep and they are cuddled near me and I let one out they jump down to get away from me...lol


myLot reputation of 99/100. ElicBxn (24681)   ranked 106 out of 32,950 in life  4 years ago

My roomie, as compared to the former roomie, also has some powerful gas.

Her dog likes to sleep under the covers when its cold, but she's come out gasping according the the roomie on especially bad nights!shocked


myLot reputation of 98/100. pyewacket (12221)   ranked 239 out of 32,950 in life  4 years ago

Oh MY...poor dogconfused


myLot reputation of 99/100. ElicBxn (24681)   ranked 106 out of 32,950 in life  4 years ago

she CHOSES to get under there!

I don't have many cats that like under the covers, probably because someone ELSE will attack them if they are under there.

Rygel will, he likes "mousie under the covers" so much he'll BE the mousie to play it!


myLot reputation of 98/100. muscles4me (11361)  4 years ago

that is funny. as a matter of fact farts are funny..lol. many moons ago when I was in 3rd grade i had to do an oral book report. The book was Holding the Fort with Daniel Boone. I was kinda class clown so I said the name of my book is Holding the Fart with Daniel Boone......but the word slipped out. Being as I was clown anyway the teacher got mad and sent a note home.......my mom and dad laughed and laughed. My mom is 87 now and every once in awhile we STILL LAUGH about that.

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3. myLot reputation of 94/100. Goodie123 (7548)   4 years ago

Well I must admit, I can clear a room at times with my boomers.
As I live in a house and my nieghbours homes are not real close, none have as yet called the cops, because someone was letting off explosives.
But my boomers are nothing compared to the cow who lives directly opposite me and had her music blaring until 2.00am this morning.


myLot reputation of 98/100. pyewacket (12221)   ranked 239 out of 32,950 in life  4 years ago

Mmmm...and gee you've invited me to come and visit you..well we could have a farting contest and create a new kind of unique symphony and call it "opus #3: passing the wind"....do you consider your boomers soprano, alto, tenor or bass? I think mine are more alto...blink


myLot reputation of 94/100. Goodie123 (7548)  4 years ago

Well actually something that is played very loudly on a trumpet.surrender


myLot reputation of 98/100. pyewacket (12221)   ranked 239 out of 32,950 in life  4 years ago

Grrr...just thinking...the neighbor above me....she's been good for a number of years, but when she first moved in she did this...she was one of those crack of dawners, woke up real early...I guess this was HER way of waking up...she would play Strauss Waltzes or Luciano Pavarotti..REAL LOUD--I mean I don't mind classical kind of music but at 5 in the morning???? to this day I can't stand Strauss waltzes now


myLot reputation of 94/100. Goodie123 (7548)  4 years ago

Hey wow the upgrade that was just done a few minutes ago, now allows us just to see the comment we want.
My first husband used to always play classical music, I now hate it with a vengance.

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4. myLot reputation of 61/100. friend2friends (850)   ranked 4,765 out of 32,950 in life   4 years ago

I had a big bowl of white beans last night topped off with lots of seasoning too. I'm going to boost my octane in my gas tank and see if I get more mileage on the gallon with all the gas. The only problem right now is puting a muffle on the backfires.


myLot reputation of 96/100. book1962 (16793)  4 years ago

hi last night I made refried beans for the first time in my life and I can fully sympathize with you....... lol.....


myLot reputation of 98/100. pyewacket (12221)   ranked 239 out of 32,950 in life  4 years ago

lol Oh that's funny...I had a Mexican type dinner the other night, and it too had refried beans...and yes, was "blasting" off...shocked

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5. myLot reputation of 92/100. gxnfly (887)   ranked 881 out of 32,950 in life   4 years ago

I 'm not a noisy girl,even my fart is very gentle and quiet.I am a partment dweller ,sometimes it is very noisy around ,but I have get used to it.I can fall asleep with the noisy songs crying out from my neighbor's sound box.
You said you can make a humdinger of fart that can make everyone's walls rattle and shatter gass,how could you make that blast of fart ? You must have huge energy cantained in your body for many years!It really make me sad that I can't make a fart like that,mine is aways so quiet,while my brother can make huge kaboom of a fart and laughing at me making faces.
So ,what is your open sesame?


myLot reputation of 98/100. pyewacket (12221)   ranked 239 out of 32,950 in life  4 years ago

Hehehe..well maybe my farts are as bad as that ..meaning about rattling walls and shattering glass..uh, but close to it, especially if I've eaten a dinner with a lot of garlic and onions

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6. myLot reputation of 99/100. twils2 (1293)   ranked 6,744 out of 32,950 in life   4 years ago

Hello Pyewacket,
Before I bought my house, I had a few problems with noisey neighbors but I have never heard a fart through the walls and I hope the neighbors never heard mine(if they did they must have been too embarrassed to say anything). I've never tried to muffle they, in fact I proudly admit that that was me. I could just imagine the police telling me that one of my neighbors was complaining about my farting to loudly(that would be pretty funny).
I would think that if one of your neighbors did hear it they would wonder what that noise was. lol
Take care, Terry


myLot reputation of 98/100. pyewacket (12221)   ranked 239 out of 32,950 in life  4 years ago

Hehee...yes, can you imagine a neighbor if they did call the cops cause someone was disturbing the peace for farting? That would be a new one for the records. My cats DO however give me insulting looks at me when I let one out..

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7. myLot reputation of 75/100. sergedan (525)   ranked 3,866 out of 32,950 in life   4 years ago

I don't do anything that might be considered disturbing,other than shouting obscenities when I'm angry,but that's during the day.
On the other hand,I was trouble by a woman above that would make horrible hawking sounds in the morning,she was probably sick.
I wouldn't take part in a farting contest,maybe in a spitting one.


myLot reputation of 98/100. pyewacket (12221)   ranked 239 out of 32,950 in life  4 years ago

Ekk...the woman was making hawking sounds?? Every morning? shocked

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8. myLot reputation of 96/100. book1962 (16793)   4 years ago

hi pye you made my day with this, I am laughing so my sides ache.
It has been quite windy here too recently. I am having sick leave because of severe back aches and being at home for more than only a weekend we had been feasting on dishes with lots of onion and yesterday even had what I call a garlic party.


myLot reputation of 98/100. pyewacket (12221)   ranked 239 out of 32,950 in life  4 years ago

Oh, I'm REAL good with passing the wind when I have a lot of onions and garlic...saw you mention elsewhere about having refried beans--yup that'll do it toolol


myLot reputation of 96/100. book1962 (16793)  4 years ago

hi dont ask me about this day after having these refried beans yesterday, blown up like a balloon. Suffering a bit but the beans were worth it. lol.

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9. myLot reputation of 92/100. dumblnddzzy (10631)   ranked 708 out of 32,950 in life   4 years ago

No I've never had the cops called on me for farting..BUT I did have my neighbors call the cops once when I was throwing up & sick. I had the flu bad one year & they called the cops thinking I was getting beat up, but when they got there I was able to prove to them I was sick, by throwing up in front of them!! Then they let me be, & it helped that I was home alone that day..hehe.The same neighbors a year later saved me from getting killed, so they were good neighbors to have...Lori


myLot reputation of 98/100. pyewacket (12221)   ranked 239 out of 32,950 in life  4 years ago

OMG--the poor cops when you threw up in front of them....guess they weren't expecting that. Is that the same neighbors who helped you get out of your home and set you up in a hotel or something? Remember you telling me that--yes they were good neighbors to do that


myLot reputation of 92/100. dumblnddzzy (10631)   ranked 708 out of 32,950 in life  4 years ago

Yes pye what a great memory!! These were the same neighbors, without them I would probably not be here today!! I love those people so much....Lori

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10. myLot reputation of 96/100. TerryZ (11452)   ranked 272 out of 32,950 in life   4 years ago

So funny!LOL No my neighbors are not that close to me so Im thankful for that.LOL But when I fart its usually real loud except for the time I farted at wedding in the church it was a silent but deadly one!heheheheh


myLot reputation of 98/100. pyewacket (12221)   ranked 239 out of 32,950 in life  4 years ago

Oh the silent but deadly ones are the worse..do your kitties give you odd looks when you let one rip...mine sure do..if they're on my bed with me while I'm reading and I let out a boomer they look at me, then jump down...to get away from me..lol

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