What kind of Sampler are You?

When you go to, say Wal-Mart or Sam's, do you scope out the demo tables or avoid them like the plague? Are you aware that most demonstators are independent contractors not employed by the establishment in which they are working? Are you the sampler who goes to the table over and over again? Do you steal samples off the table when the demonstator is distracted or not looking? Do you make rude comments, or out of turn remarks to demonstrators? What kind of sampler are you?