Poem ----Illegal Immigrant
By Kowgirl
@Kowgirl (3489)
United States
April 23, 2008 11:36pm CST
POEM - Illegal Immigrants
Make Sense?
I climb fence,
poor and broke,
Take bus,
see employment folk.
Nice man
treat me good in there,
Say I need
go see Welfare.
Welfare say,
"You come no more,
We send cash
right to your door."
Welfare checks,
they make you wealthy,
Medicaid
it keep you healthy!
By and by,
Got plenty money,
Thanks to you,
TAXPAYER dummy.
Write to friends
in homeland,
Tell them
'come, fast as you can'
They come covered
in Ford trucks,
I buy big house
with welfare bucks.
They come here,
we live together,
More welfare checks,
it gets better!
Fourteen families,
they moving in,
But neighbor's patience
wearing thin.
Finally, white guy
moves away,
I buy his house,
and then I say,
"Find more aliens
for house to rent."
In my yard
I put a tent.
Send for family
they just trash,
...But they, too,
draw welfare cash!
Everything is
very good,
Soon we own
whole neighborhood.
We have hobby
it called breeding,
Welfare pay
for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!
TAXPAYER crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
running here.
We think Canada/America
darn good place!
Too darn good
for white man race.
If they no like us,
they can go,
Got lots of room
in Mexico.
7 responses
@pyewacket (43903)
• United States
24 Apr 08
Kowgirl I'm really surprised that you posted this here...and a bit offended as I'm part Mexican, among other things. Mexicans aren't the only illegal immigrants here..did you know there are many Irish illegals as well, as many other ethnic groups?
@Kowgirl (3489)
• United States
24 Apr 08
I didn't post it to offend anyone. It's just something everyone is complaining about every day and most are talking about Mexicans. I know we have illegal immigrants from everywhere but this is the one that's in the news every day. If you aren't an illegal immigrant it shouldn't bother you even if you are a full bloodied Mexican.
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@pyewacket (43903)
• United States
24 Apr 08
I don't know why this popped into my head, but did you ever hear the joke by the Mexican comedian? He said Mexicans didn't cross the border, the border crossed us--which is true..once all of the southwest, that is New Mexico, Arizona, Utah, California etc..was Mexican territory--this happened around 1849 or so...then all of a sudden legitimate Mexicans who lived in those areas were considered "illegals" and not Americans...go figure
@littleowl (7157)
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27 Apr 08
Hi Kowgirl-I love the poem it actually does say the truth about some of them-littleowl
@Ravenladyj (22902)
• United States
24 Apr 08
wow...I see no humour in that whatsoever..in fact I think its in very poor taste actually...
@cripfemme (7698)
• United States
25 Apr 08
I don't agree with the subject of this poem, but it's funny, even if I don't like what it says, I like humor poetry.
@revellanotvanella (4033)
• United States
24 Apr 08
Im not going to get into any controversial discussion about the topic because politicians cant even seem to come to terms on this one
your poem--
is EXCELLENT! I really think you have some talent if you wrote this from scratch and believe you have every right to your opinion.








