A creative way Hillary can claim Victory

Tweet

After Tuesday's split decisions in Indiana and North Carolina, Clinton can, and hence eventually will, creatively argue that she is really ahead of Barack Obama. If she cannot, she will claim some sort of tied. She wins or atlest ties in states whose names begin with vowels, or maybe consonants, or perhaps some mixture of the two. She can also use counting the votes she received in Michigan, where she was the only contending name on the ballot (her chief rivals, quaintly obeying their party's rules, boycotted the state, which had violated the party's rules for scheduling primaries). She also could count the votes she received in Florida, which, like Michigan, was a scofflaw and where no one campaigned, and dividing Obama's delegate advantage in caucus states by pi multiplied by the square root of Yankee Stadium's ZIP code. Makes perfect sense to me how about you?