Are you sufficiently oxidized, sanitized and deodorized?  

As you know I have just been visiting my ancient aunt. A feature of the dribble house that she lives in is incontinence pads on all the chairs. These are placed there shortly before the aged ones plonk there derrieres down and lifted again, by an orderly wearing latex gloves as they leave. Perhaps you might like to try this at Chez Sparky's for the STB Ex? Well, he's been so unreliable in other areas...... "And the smell my dear......."

Gee sparky you are in a bad way girl.
Maybe we should start a collection for "Help Sparky Be Clean".

That is one smart way of getting rid of the soon to be ex sooner.
Just think cannot bath, No Soap.
Cannot wash hair No Shampoo, "You will soon look like a wild mountain woman" Way to go Sparky.

Don't forget to find some Rats and Cockroaches to put in your hair also.
And start chewing tobacco, and spit the juice in the little worm's eye.

I dont know if that plan will work the way you want it to
Men have a high tolerance for filth
unlike us women that generally can stand living in a pig pen
Its going to take a lot of strength to NOT cave in and clean
and then is this strike going to anger him and send him off into a fit of rage?
I have tried the whole mommy's on strike thing and it didnt last very long (d@mn OCD)

PS minus me please, thanks

hehe, you're so funny!!
It just may work, but I'd feel bad for you till it does.

you damn sure can girl! dream away. but wouldn't that be great? not having to cook or clean, or better yet, shave your armpits, legs, and other lady parts. oh man, now i am dreaming of my perfect world, thanks girl

I'm a freak when it comes to sanitizing and deodorizing.
But your idea is brilliant. That has to be a sure way to get rid of an unwanted man. I'll have to keep this for future reference. Thanks for the great idea.

I only buy laundry necessities when they are on sale and I stock up for a whole year. I currently have 4 boxes of 120 count Snuggle Dryer sheets, 6 bottles 60 wash loads each of snuggle fabric softener, and 3 bottles of 300 oz liquid laundry detergent. I should be all set until at least school starts in the fall.

I never run out of Lady speed stick or sure because I buy 2 pack deals of it every time it goes on sale as well.

I can never keep trash bags and dish washer tabs though. Those grow legs and walk out from under my kitchen sink. It may have something to do with my daughter washing 4 plates 2 bowls and one pot and saying that is all that will fit in the dish washer every time it is her turn to wash the dishes but I will have to do more research into that theory before it can be stated as fact.

Let the hair on my body grow? I could do that but then I could never come to visit you. Someone would see me walking in your back pasture and call the local news that they have spotted a baby Sasquatch.

And I would look funny in my wedding dress if I had beards under my arms and enough hair on my legs that it could be braided.

You say a girl can dream can't she. I think I've just succeeded in giving myself nightmares. lol

Hire someone already!

OK, now you have lost it, are you gonna become one of those hairy women with signs outside the Whitehouse?!?! Yelling, hell no, we won't go as the cops drag you away in your berkinstocks!!

Lol I was going to say you would punish yourself to there so no not a good Idea lol
I do not run out of things like that as I will always have spare ones
Once I run out and start the spare one I will on my next Shopping list replace it lol
And I guess you do to