What's the cheesiest horror film you've ever seen?
@beautyqueen26 (16030)
United States
May 11, 2008 12:13pm CST
One of the cheesiest and worst horror movies I ever saw was called, "Daughters of Satan" or something like that. I think it's supposed to be some kind of classic movie. It was so corny. No real plot line.
It went like this: The good town folk all got together and started accusing women of being witches and then executing them. Of course it was the 1700's and they did crazy things like that, back then.
Thinking about it now, I can't really remember a lot of the scenes. But, what I do remember was pretty aweful. The so called acting was way over-done. Too much screaming.
So, what's the worst or dumbest horror film you've ever seen. And, I'm talking about something so gross or unreal that you weren't even scared at all.
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@freak369 (5112)
• United States
11 May 08
I'm starting to think that almost all the horror movies with Satan in the title are cheesy .. Satan's School For Girls made for a great t-shirt but the movie ... oh my, I felt like going to confession after I saw it. There are some real 'winners' on my local cable access channels on the weekend, Zombies That Love Zombies was pretty bad but it had zombies in it so it was still slightly tolerable.
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@AmbiePam (120752)
• United States
11 May 08
The cheesiest horror film I ever saw was The Haunting. It starred Catherine Zeta-Jones and Owen Wilson among others. I thought it would be a good movie, and it was until around the middle part. Then it went downhill. I was laughing at the end, and none of it was the least bit scary, or even suspenseful.
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@beautyqueen26 (16030)
• United States
11 May 08
OMG! That was such a horrible film! Not horrific, just horrible. Yes, I thought it would be better, too, because it had so much star power behind it. I think it was not the actors fault. Well, it might have been. Catherine Zeta Jones is not a good horror genre actress. And, Owen Wilson? Please! I liked him in that other movie, though. Can't remember the name. The movie was way too long. Good horror films are usually less than two hours. And, most are just an hour and thirty minutes.
They needed a better editor for the movie. You can literally create a good movie in the editing room. At least they did in the Green Light project (Matt Damon, Ben Afflek).
The movie had a predictable plot and was not very imaginative. And, what about that ending? Was that Liam Neeson? I can't remember. Don't even get me started on him.
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@MissGia (955)
• United States
12 May 08
attack of the killer tomatoes.
At first when i saw this i thought it was supposed to be funny...i mean come on "killer tomatoes"
but after watching it im convinced that they were actually trying to make a scary movie.
this has to be the cheesiest movie ever.
@anniepa (27955)
• United States
11 May 08
I've seen so many of the that I can't remember the titles of anymore but one I do remember is "Mark of the Devil" starring nobody anyone's ever heard of either before or since! It must have come our in the early seventies and was really heavily marketed and I think its biggest appeal is that they gave you a free barf bag as you entered the theater. There were lots of gory scenes but I suppose they'd seem tame and VERY fake by today's standards. I think the worst scene was when they ripped a suspected witch's tongue out; you can't prove it by me, thought, because I admit I covered my eyes for that one!
Annie
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@emma412 (1156)
• United States
13 May 08
I think the worst one I have ever seen was Jeepers Creepers, the newest one they made. I'm pretty sure it was a remake. My uncle kept telling us it was really scary and we had to see it. My girlfriends and I rented it and it was super corny. Then, they made a sequel! I was really shocked.
@scarlet_woman (23463)
• United States
12 May 08
"great white"-total rip off of jaws,and it was pulled when the makers of jaws sued them.i got to see it before they did,and wished i hadn't spent the money on it.
they had a scene where the shark came alongside the boat to pull somebody convienently sitting on the edge of it into the water,and when it surfaced,it was the cheapest,most molded styrofoam looking head i'd ever seen.like the stuff they make party coolers from?it didn't move or anything.i was looking for the off camera stick holding it up LOL
@SusanLee (1920)
• United States
12 May 08
I think the cheesiest horror movie I ever saw was one called 'The Vampire Killers' I think it was made back in the 30s or something.
I saw it back in the days when there were only three channels and everything went off the air at 11:30 at night except for Saturday night when they had a thing on called 'Nightmare Theater'.
It was about this fairly young guy who hooked up with this old fellow (that made me think of Albert Einstein with all the hair sticking up everywhere.)
to track down these vampires. I think what stands out is I think one of the vampires they were after was 'happy'
(if you know what I mean. I can't say the 'g' word or it goes into adult content.)
I kid you not. I think it tried to hit on the younger guy. I thought this was unheard of back then in the movies.
Anyway, I was only about 12 when I saw it and that was in the very early 70s. But that is the cheesiest movie I recall.
