I wanted to buy Salmonella at the shops

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Yep thats me walking talking idiot. I was making something and went to the shop to buy the ingredients and I could not find something so I went to one of the people working there and said: excuse me I am looking for some Salmonella do you know where you keep it? The poor boy looked at me like I just admited killing 20 people. And said "I am not sure I know what you are looking for let me call my manager". So there I was waiting for the lady she comes over and I say the same thing and she sais "was there a propblem with one of our products" and I still did not pick up and said no everything is fine I am making baclava and I need some salmonella. She said I am sure what you are looking for its not Salmonella try in that place see if you can find what you are looking for. So off I go and there in huge letters was what I was looking for: Semolina oooppppssss