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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is!
TEACHER: Now class. Who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria!
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your Math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, why do you always get so dirty?
GLENN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Milli, give me a sentence that starts with "I"
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie...Always say "I AM".
MILLI: Alright, "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet".
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louis do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No, Sir. I don't have to. My mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, teacher. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:HArold,what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.
Have a great day everyone!
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1.  NonaSaile (721)
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4 years ago
| |  Have a great day too! I enjoyed reading your post! Thanks for lightening up my day! Except for the one on George Washington and his ax, they were all new to me. :)
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 dinxcarin (310)
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4 years ago
| | Have a wonderful day too NonaSaile:)..I'm glad you're at it:) Will be posting for more. Laughter is the best medicine indeed! Come share your jokes with me too! | | | |
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2.  saivenkaat802003 (3123)
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4 years ago
| |  And Dinxcarin has come again...Every bit of it i really enjoyed..
Especially the "Teacher.. Millie conversation" really fine.
Okay.. i think by now.. you have come out of all the shocks that you had in your life.. Nice to see dinxcarin in lighter mood..
Cheers friend. God bless you.. Take care.
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| dinxcarin (310)
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4 years ago
| | Thanks for the nice words saivenkaat..
Glad you liked it. Yeah you are right, I have come out of all the shocks and struggles in my life and finally figured I change views and thoughts. No used brooding about sad and bad events for they are endless.Life is fun! I say JESUS made it fun! *winks!
Will be posting for more later on.:) | | | |
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| 3. lynnchua (1964)
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4 years ago
| |  Thanx for that, this joke is great. Kids do alway do something or say something that is cute.
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| dinxcarin (310)
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4 years ago
| | You are welcome lynnchua. I had fun reading and laughing at it too.Made me realised it's a great decision that I shared it here.:)
Well, kids are kids..You can't help but just hug them whenever you have the chance.:)
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| 4. Hatley (48826)
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4 years ago
| |  dinxcarin thanks for some refreshing humor, love it
kids make the worldsmile with their fresh wit. this is
a great discussion and some fine humor.
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| dinxcarin (310)
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4 years ago
| | You are very much welcome Hatley..So glad you liked it:)Take care always.:) | | | |
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| 5. leateagee (1217)
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4 years ago
| |  Though some jokes are not new, reading it again is surely entertaining. Thank you for having a light posts. Take care =)
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| dinxcarin (310)
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4 years ago
| | You're welcome leateagee:)Thought of exchanging jokes in here too. seems like there is no HUmor category.Or i just didn't find it? Anyone? | | | |
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| 6. gigglez79 (61)
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4 years ago
| |  Love it, thanks for the laughs, I look forward to more!!
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| dinxcarin (310)
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4 years ago
| | Sure thing gigglez79! I only post those that really make me laugh hard so I'm afraid it won't come that often. But I will try my best:) | | | |
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| 7. Lakota12 (23205)
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4 years ago
| |  arent kids cute
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| dinxcarin (310)
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4 years ago
| | You are right Lakota12:) I'm now thinking of having one myself ..lolx! Joke! Thanks for dropping by my thread:) | | | |
| Lakota12 (23205)
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4 years ago
| | very good when you want one | | | |
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| 8. TheSpy (3351)
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4 years ago
| |  Thanks Dinx:
I loved the joke.
Have a great evening.
Ivor
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