Have you ever had a Martial Arts nightmare?

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I had one that I went up against a gang that was heavily armed. They had weapons that even included bazookas. I woke up in the hospital with body parts missing, half deaf, half blind, what a mess. America's Most Wanted took up my cause, and while heavily on meds, I kept asking for Chuck Norris, and to my surprise and embarassment (didn't want anyone to see me that way and not the way you want to meet a TV star), he showed up at my room. It went from being horrible to surreal. It was really really strange. But I did find out that I did save someone from being kidnapped, the teen ager got away and did call for police who showed up about 10 cars strong plus a swat team, plus the National Guard (see all excitement while I was unconscious). Like I wouldn't bleed to death before they got me out. Anyway, strange nightmare, I have to hope it's not my destiny.