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myLot reputation of 97/100. alkurishy (539)   ranked 34 out of 1,161 in sharing jokes6 months ago

A kids asks: "Daddy? How did I come into this world"
The Daddys answered: Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you any way.
The kid asked again: So why not today?
The dad respond: Please, listen carefully:
Mom and Dad met each other in an internet cafe. In the bathroom of that cafe, dad connected to mom. Mom at that time made some dowloads from dad's memory stick. When dad finished uploading we discovered we didn't use any firewall. Since it was too late to cancle or delet, nine months later we ended up with a viruse.

 
 
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1. myLot reputation of 96/100. abhi_destar (423)   ranked 633 out of 1,161 in sharing jokes   6 months ago

That is hilarious! lol


myLot reputation of 97/100. alkurishy (539)   ranked 34 out of 1,161 in sharing jokes  6 months ago

It is good that you like it, thanks for your reponse have a nice day.

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2. myLot reputation of 79/100. littlepinoy (375)   ranked 634 out of 1,161 in sharing jokes   6 months ago

Hahahah! funny anecdote. SOunds modern too.


myLot reputation of 97/100. alkurishy (539)   ranked 34 out of 1,161 in sharing jokes  5 months ago

Good to know you like it, yes it is so modren and the father have a good imagination to explain to his kid about that.
Thank you fo yuor response and have a nice day.


julia1228 (18)   ranked 100 out of 1,161 in sharing jokes  5 months ago

lol.

Funny,hah,thanks for sharing your joke.
Have a nice day!

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3. myLot reputation of 97/100. williamjisir (10107)   ranked 759 out of 1,161 in sharing jokes   5 months ago

Hello dear alkurishy. It is an interesting response or explanation to his puzzled kid about where he came from. Thanks so much for the interesting, but helpful explanation to the kid. Good day.

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4. myLot reputation of 97/100. thebeaddoodler (1937)   ranked 630 out of 1,161 in sharing jokes   5 months ago

LOL. Poor kid. He's scarred for life because he's a virus!

 
5. myLot reputation of 95/100. danishcanadian (15222)   ranked 16 out of 1,161 in sharing jokes   5 months ago

That joke is an old internet classic, and it nevr ails to make me laugh. Thank you for posting it here on MyLot for people to read again, or even for the first time. Have a nice day.


myLot reputation of 97/100. alkurishy (539)   ranked 34 out of 1,161 in sharing jokes  5 months ago

Thank you my friend for your response and have a nice day.

 
6. myLot reputation of 100/100. squaretile (2210)   5 months ago

this is quite an interesting explanation but it would require that the kid has some basic computer knowledge to begin with. i think not many kids would understand. all depends on what age they are i suppose.

i think a kid around 5 years old might get it somewhat. but not realise that it's a joke. and might tell his friends in kindergarden and who knows what trouble that might create lol.

and i guess a parasite is a kind of virus so perhaps this is quite an accurate description after all.


myLot reputation of 97/100. alkurishy (539)   ranked 34 out of 1,161 in sharing jokes  5 months ago

It is a joke in the end, and it is not in real life, it is just for have fun.
Thank you for your response and have a nice day.

 
7. myLot reputation of 86/100. LadyAbboz (196)   5 months ago

Lol! That's funny, though I doubt anyone would actually say that to their kid... It would probably end up with embarassing conversations at the dinner table! lol


myLot reputation of 97/100. alkurishy (539)   ranked 34 out of 1,161 in sharing jokes  5 months ago

It is a joke from our new world, and the father want to make a near thought to the kid, lol.
Thank you for your response and have a nice day.

 
8. myLot reputation of 91/100. tamarafireheart (7000)   ranked 629 out of 1,161 in sharing jokes   5 months ago

Hello alkurishy,

That was one way of explaining and very funny.


Tamarafireheart.

 
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