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today i got a message as follows:
Once an old man decided to plant tomato in his garden..but he was very sick to dig the land..so he wrote to his only son who was in jail.."Dear vinnie,i need to dig the garden,but i cant dig do it without you.Missing you..Yours living dad.."
the next day,the old man got a letter from his son:dont dig that dad,its where i've buried the dead bodies"...the next day the police and FBI came,they dug the whole place but did not find any dead bodies and apologised the old man for coming..
the same day,the old man got another letter from his son:"now proceed and plant your plants dad...this is what i can do as of now...Yours living Vinnie"............
i dont say that this is the best message i've ever red...but this is one of the best....
now its your turn......
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| | | | | | | | 1.  academic2 (4925) | 3 months ago |  Love is the sweetest emotion God ever gave man Nic! I was sent this SMS by someone who really cares about me! It made my day in a manner I never expected.
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| | 2.  laydee (1647) | 3 months ago |  Yeah.. That's quite a riot! I received that through an email or read it in a laughter book somewhere. Anyhow, it really proves how nosy the government is. And this time, it was for the benefit of the son and the father.
Now, their land was dug and they didn't even lift a finger to do it. I'm just wondering what the police's reactions where after finding out that they were fooled by the son.
=)
Cheers!
I have a good sms but it was in our native tongue, so I doubt people would understand. Anyhow, I'll try my best to translate.
Here it goes:
There were two girls who went to a party, after partying too much, they started walking home... They passed a cemetery and felt the need to pooh since they didn't feel well from all the eating and drinking. The other used her panties to wipe herself and the other found a sash and used it. Then proceeded for home.
The next morning, they husbands met up and talked:
Husband one: Friend, I think we should keep an eye for our wives, mine went home without panties!
Husband two: Oh yeah! We should! I found my wife's bottom with a card that said, "We'll never forget you, From the boys of the National Police!"
hahahahaha..
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