Why Would Uncle Wally Wanna Spy On You? Sometimes Ya just Gotta Laugh...

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This is one of those days that I have found out something that is so curiously disturbing that I have to laugh about it!:) This a "Heads Up! for you guys that are considering "Going Cheap" and buying your galfriends and wives gifts of 8 inch stilletto pumps and rhinestone-covered bullet bras at Wal- Mart... Dude, get a clue!!! Walmart's planning to micro-chip everything they sell! It's bad enough that we are being surveilled 24-7 by Earth-orbiting spy satellites that can see and track your every move, ( Yes, the Fat Police can see that 24 Pack of beer and 102 ounce bag of chips that we guys live to die for...) now we've got to be careful about where we purchase our "toys"!:( Turns out that Dr. Katherine Albrecht ( A red-haired hottie- geekster) has gone to the forefront and started to raise hell about this issue, and I say an emphatic "Good Going! " and more power to her!!! NOBODY really wants to become a walking advertising stat- provider, especially if we ain't gettin' PAID for it! Grrrrrrrrrrrr! I absolutely cannot believe that Daddy Wally really expects us to go all "007 " on ourselves just for those "Lo Lo Prices"... What a bunch of cheap SOB's! The technology allows for these postage -stamp sized wafers that are thinner than a Human hair, to be placed in everything from shoes to juice-boxes, behind booze lables, and even (shudder) on our favorite "fun " DVD's! PRIVACY, Where Art Thou??? Dammit, It's really disturbing to know that RFID chips have been seeded in lots of stuff (without too much public knowlege) since 2002, and the business has been growing furiously ever since... I somehow got myself on a list as a business dude who might be interested in making money with this stuff (NO WAY, You Mudder- Flappers!)... I have been politely ignoring the opportunity. I simply don't like the idea of my Brothers and Sisters being chipped and tracked like a bunch of cattle. The fact that the machines that can read these chips are also being placed everywhere (You probably don't even know what to look for) just plain gives me the old-fashioned creeps! Guys and Gals, I'd like for you to think about this for a moment or two... Suppose your recent purchase of that new riding crop and black leather mini-skirt was tracked to your Downtown efficiency flat... Of course, there no way in Hell that there can be an actual Horse living there ( Right?), but all of a sudden you could be placed on a list of "Riding Enthusiasts " and dunned and spammed out of the blue by all kinds of businesses... Meanwhile, your every movement could be tracked by the the chip that's hidden in the handy tube of ointment that you keep on your person. You are being Branded, Baby! I have even found these chips inside the cardboard roll that comes with toilet paper, Duh! What the heck is up wit dat?!?! I truly welcome all your comments, but I would like to see that you are maintaining your sense of Humour through all of this weird stuff!:) http://www.spychips.com http://www.antochips.com