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myLot reputation of 62/100. habichuelo (2192)   ranked 74 out of 3,981 in thinker1 year ago


...how many pounds of poopoo and how many galons of pee you had done since you got born??????,,,and,,just imagine all that in a warehouse!!





 
 
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tags:  poo, pony, i wonder, warehouse
 
1. myLot reputation of 75/100. hinkerbell (485)   ranked 1,295 out of 3,981 in thinker   1 year ago

eww thats nasty but its probly alot thats for sure.. but i dnt think i everthought bout that. its way nasty tho .

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2. myLot reputation of 74/100. Scotlandthebrave (1267)   ranked 707 out of 3,981 in thinker   1 year ago

Well,I can go some way to answering this
The average male in Scotland does a poo which weighs 90 grams,and twice a day
So,thats 180 grams a day
Thats 1260 grams per week
Equals 459,900 grams per year
Which is 459.9 kilos per year
Now,Im 47
So,thats 21,615.3 kilos for me up to now.
Pee,different thing altogether
There are no records I could find on the subject relevant to Scotland
I think this is because we piss it up against the nearest shop door or wall we can find.


myLot reputation of 62/100. habichuelo (2192)   ranked 74 out of 3,981 in thinker  1 year ago

so we only need a 53' foot trailer,,,i could drive it there,,just tell me where to put it,,remember i can drive trucks,,,ohh by the way im your slave!!!LOL!!!!


myLot reputation of 93/100. thebohemianheart (2723)   ranked 261 out of 3,981 in thinker  1 year ago

I find it just a teeny bit odd that you found statistics on the subject. lol


myLot reputation of 74/100. Scotlandthebrave (1267)   ranked 707 out of 3,981 in thinker  1 year ago

There was a tv program on the very subject here called
You are what you Eat.
It was very informative.
I have a strange knack of remembering these things
Showed what was the ideal colour,consistency,texture,and even explained about why some float when evacuated from the bowel!!!

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3. myLot reputation of 95/100. cobrateacher (4256)   ranked 4 out of 3,981 in thinker   1 year ago

Can't help it. I have to ask -- WHY? Why would you ewonder about that? Why would you think of putting it in a warehouse? If you know the old joke, where's the pony?


myLot reputation of 93/100. thebohemianheart (2723)   ranked 261 out of 3,981 in thinker  1 year ago

*LOL* I was wondering the same thing as I read that. I can't even imagine why the thought would cross someone's mind.


myLot reputation of 62/100. habichuelo (2192)   ranked 74 out of 3,981 in thinker  1 year ago

just want to laugh a little.dont you??


myLot reputation of 62/100. habichuelo (2192)   ranked 74 out of 3,981 in thinker  1 year ago

do you imagine the sweet smell if you walk close to that wharehouse???


myLot reputation of 95/100. cobrateacher (4256)   ranked 4 out of 3,981 in thinker  1 year ago

Ummm... OK. A little laugh here and there is one of the reasons I love myLot. I guess we each have our own tastes, but I enjoy the smells of things like freshly brewed coffee and just-cut lawns. Everybody has strange and singular tastes. Maybe it's just that I can't find any taste or tact in your post.

I will admit, though, I did get a good laugh out of it.

Where's the pony?


myLot reputation of 93/100. thebohemianheart (2723)   ranked 261 out of 3,981 in thinker  1 year ago

I did get a laugh out of it, that is for sure.

Cobrateacher, I have to ask, what's the joke about the pony?


myLot reputation of 95/100. cobrateacher (4256)   ranked 4 out of 3,981 in thinker  1 year ago

A very rich man had two very different sons. He wished one were less sel-centered, and the other was just a loving, happy child. Each boy was brought to a large room full of manure and left there for an hour. When the man returned to get his boys, one was clinging to the door and crying, lamenting his bad luck and begging God to let his father drop dead and leave an inheritance he could have fun with. The other was digging tunnels all through the room, and singing as he worked. When he asked the self-centered boy what had happened, he told his father that he wished he were dead so he could play around with his money, and that he should be arrested for mistreating him that way. When he asked the other little boy, he said he knew his father loved him, so he figured out what the poo-filled room was all about, and there had to be a present hidden in there. He grinned at his father and asked, "Where's the pony?"

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4. myLot reputation of 49/100. Philestine (158)   ranked 1,268 out of 3,981 in thinker   1 year ago

Yes, these sorts of thoughts are what cause me to have restless nights. i often wonder just how much poop i have pooped over the years of my life. i will lay in bed at night and calculate how much my average turd weighs, and how many of my turds that i could fit into a 5 gallon bucket, then pack it down 'til it squishes out.

Then I wonder how many 5 gallon puckets of pooph I could fill in a week, and multiply this by the months and years of my life, and how many dumptrucks of poop i have filled and how many trucks of my poop would fit into a warehouse, and then i wonder if that warehouse would be in the northern territories, or perhaps shipped down south somewhere and how steaming hot and putrid of a stench that that would produce.

These are the sorts of things i think about when my mind is idle.

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5. myLot reputation of 98/100. Anne18 (3617)   ranked 1,310 out of 3,981 in thinker   1 year ago

Very very werid question,
But just had to laugh, I have never even though about it.

I have wondered sometimes why we do wee and poo and what life would be like if we didn't have to wee and poo, would we just grow big??

You have made me smile this morning

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