If money could really talk, what would you say to it?

If money could talk, I would tell it: "I like you and appreciate what you provide, but you don't run my life and how much of you I process is not the dictator of my happiness."

Well, if money could talk, it probably would have a lot of hearing problems! In fact, I have a feeling they would chatter and I would have to throw my money against the wall a few times to shut it up. It would probably yap on about what I should spend it on, when I am trying really hard not to indulge!