If you want to create a new profession then what would be?

Hi there, I don't know if I could create my own job, I don't think I have that much of an imagination. I guess if I could do anything in the world it would be to get paid for watching television. My TV is always on because I can't stand the silence when my hubby is away at work or whatever so that would be a great job, don't you think? The job I would love the most though is to get paid for trying on new shoes, like reviewing them for a company. I have far too many pairs of shoes according to my husband so that would be the most perfect job in the world for me, this probably already exists though!

I would love to distribute money to the poor, you know be like a modern day Robin Hood, but in the legal sense, there are so many rich people in this world and so many poor people and to spread that wealth out evenly would help so many and stamp out poverty. Millionaires who just make more and more money, what do they do with it? They have too much to spend, just a few hundred bucks wouldn't be missed with it? I could be in charge of giving it to worthy causes all over the world now that would be a great job, spreading joy and happiness and seeing people's faces when they find they have enough money to buy the basics in life like water, food, blankets and warmth.