What great scholars think about wife  

Hello everyone here Ji,
Following , I recieved as a mail from my friend regaring different view about 'wife',
and I wish I could share with you, and know how far they are right. Please be frank to
opine. may god bless you and have a great time.

Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Sam Kinison
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met
Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong
Anonymous
(1)
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
(2)
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
(3)
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
(4)
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to