How to fill a hole just to have a party...........  |
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| It's simple. Dig one. Dump a truck in it. Then get on the phone. Beg, plead, cry, bribe, threaten. Trust me, it works...........or it did for me. Tomorrow the townsfolk will gather with baked goods, hot chocolate, one smart old guy with a few micky's up his sleeve, and I'll provide the coffee and brandy and party hats. The dump truck I dumped is going to be liberated from the hole. I have two farmers who have offered their services to chain the truck and drag it out of the hole with their tractors. They swear it will work as they've apparently had experience with similar probs in the muskeg that is the curse of Prairie springtime. You gotta love a farmer! LOL The price? I have promised to be good natured about the jokes I will be the butt of until the next time I don't listen to my dog! LOL What the hell. It's been a long hard winter and we all could use some laughter and a reason to party............ What would YOU make do if you could in exchange for getting me out of this mess? | | | | | |
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1. TLChimes (1753)
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3 years ago
| | Great job, Sparky!!! Darn it all, I wanna come. My camera works so I can take before and after pictures to help you be good natured for those jokes that last a while. | | | | | | |
sparkofinsanity (3868)
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3 years ago
| | Come on down...just stay away from the edge of the hole ok? ROFL | | | |
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2. AnnieOakley1 (2645)
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3 years ago
| | Ahhh, I knew you would find a way. I figured I HAD to be some farmers, too. We can never say no to someone who is stuck. Why, just this winter, we have pulled at least a dozen people out of the ditch or the drifts on our road alone. That doesn't count the ones that we have pulled out on the way somewhere. | | | | | | |
sparkofinsanity (3868)
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3 years ago
| | LOL. Yep, I called the farmers first and they all wanted to know if there'd be food and drink, so that's when I decided to make it a town event! ROFL Amazing what you can talk people suffering from cabin fever into! Just hope the weather holds. It's been pretty good so far this week............ | | | |
AnnieOakley1 (2645)
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3 years ago
| | Not here, today has been more like a blizzard all day. And getting worse by the minute. They shut down the 400 Hwy this morning due to an accident. The hubby had to clear a path for me to get to the barn with the bobcat. The snow was drifted in places clear above my big old insulated rubber farmer boots. LOL | | | |
sparkofinsanity (3868)
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3 years ago
| | OH, So it ended up in YOUR yard? LOL I saw the clouds coming last night and sent out my energy to have them pass right on over and head East! ROFL | | | |
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sparkofinsanity (3868)
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3 years ago
| | I'd apologize but I'm just so glad it passed us by! LOL I have a party today you know and can't have the wind making us all miserable.........might blow the tractors off course and then where would I be? ROFL Turn that man of yours upside down, grab his feet and push a path through the snow with his head! LOL | | | |
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sparkofinsanity (3868)
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3 years ago
| | Oh my, you've got me spitting green tea all over my screen! ROFL Yep, Sparks and trucks are a dangerous mix! LOL | | | |
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sparkofinsanity (3868)
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3 years ago
| | Your hubs sounds like he'd fit right in around here! LOL | | | |
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sparkofinsanity (3868)
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3 years ago
| | Actually at the time of typing that, I was thinking of my little town. LOL "here" as in home, you know? | | | |
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sparkofinsanity (3868)
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3 years ago
| | We own four lots in our town. And now one of them has a lot of dirt on/in it to keep clean! ROFL | | | |
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4. tamarafireheart (13724)
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3 years ago
| | Hi sparky, I shouldn't worry about that but its a good excuse for a big party and now one will ever forget the day they have to pull out a truck out of the big hole, so let the party begin and the dancing starts, please no food fight or Spunky will be thinking that everyones gone crazy. Love and hugs. Tamara xxxx | | | | | | |
sparkofinsanity (3868)
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3 years ago
| | Good thinking..........no food fights I promise. Can't speak for the rest of the folks though! ROFL | | | |
royal52gens (3634)
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3 years ago
| | What??? No food fight??? Please can I toss the green salad at Spunky?? (Lettuce be friends??) LOL | | | |
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5. Irishfrndly65 (8534)
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3 years ago
| | I'm sure you'll suffer enough at the hands of the menfolk, so...I'll just hand you a special brownie and look on with empathy! That ok? | | | | | | |
sparkofinsanity (3868)
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3 years ago
| | Hey it works for me.... I'm hoping Annie's get here soon because I'm going to need to be stoned for the next six months! LOL | | | |
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6. royal52gens (3634)
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3 years ago
| | A party!!! I love a party. Ok, I am bringing the tortilla chips with a dip. The dip is cream cheese mixed with medium salsa or picante'. I will also bring a four-pack of fuzzy naval wine coolers, a case of coke and a small bottle of butter shots. Do I need to bring a shovel or a rake?? Is there going to be any work involved in this party?? | | | | | | |
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7. leenie50 (2134)
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3 years ago
| | Well daffy, What a fine mess you've made. You sure have a way of coming out of these messes smelling like a rose. I've always picked up on your resourcefulness. Sounds like you live in quite a friendly little community. I've had the pleasure of living in a couple of small communities in my adult life. I really miss it. Now living in Orlando is far from a small community. Wish I was there to cheer on the work party. Brandy sounds like a nice addition. Have fun one and all.xoxoxo leenie | | | | | | |
sparkofinsanity (3868)
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3 years ago
| | Hey Louie! My little town has about 75 people in it that are all older than me, and I'm no spring duck! LOL But they're a good group and the surrounding farmers are the salt of the earth. The old Norman Rockwell values are alive and kicking here in my part of the Prairie, and I'm really pretty lucky they put up with my insanity! LOL I'll have a nip of brandy tomorrow just for you ok? LOL | | | |
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8. jerzgirl (3245)
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3 years ago
| | I would have you learn, dress accordingly and sing/perform all the songs from Funny Girl. You'd have to do it as closely like Barbra Streisand as possible. Hubs could be Nickie Arnstein, if you wanted, but it would be mainly a solo. | | | | | | |
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jerzgirl (3245)
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3 years ago
| | People......people who need people......are the luckiest people....in the world!! | | | |
sparkofinsanity (3868)
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3 years ago
| | Jerz, I'm the one whose children cried their little hearts out in pain when I sang them lullaby's as babies! And for the record La Streisand is my all time favorite singer. I'm am in awe of her and would cut out my tongue before I dared to sing one of her songs out loud! Please tell me you don't plan to visit me soon...............LOL Summer would be good..... | | | |
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sparkofinsanity (3868)
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3 years ago
| | Jerz, I would welcome a visit from you ANYTIME, but only if you didn't make me sing. You'd never visit again, because you'd be blind, deaf and dumb! ROFL | | | |
jerzgirl (3245)
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3 years ago
| | Well, good, then. It's set. And, besides - I don't think there's anyone anywhere who could MAKE you DO anything! | | | |
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sparkofinsanity (3868)
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3 years ago
| | No Annie, not even you..................well not OFTEN! ROFL | | | |
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9. moondancer (4017)
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3 years ago
| | Well I have the stuff to make a couple of choclate cakes and a batch of brownies. I vote for the brownies myself. But the cakes are just as good with an icing made with powdered sugar and butter...making me hungry for some cake now...lol | | | | | | |
sparkofinsanity (3868)
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3 years ago
| | I vote for the brownies too, but in a pinch cake made with brandy does about the same thing and doesn't make me sleepy! LOL Passing you the milk to go with your cake.......... | | | |
moondancer (4017)
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3 years ago
| | We can give the cake to others that wish to have that. I prefer the brownies too, thank you for the milk here have a couple of brownies...ummm ummm this is good. | | | |
sparkofinsanity (3868)
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3 years ago
| | The party starts in an hour............thanks for getting me stoned so I can take the jokes that are going to be thrown my way...............see ya later, gator. | | | |
moondancer (4017)
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3 years ago
| | glad to be of assisstance, anytime. lol | | | |
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sparkofinsanity (3868)
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3 years ago
| | The party is this afternoon..........and I'm sure I'll be on the receiving end of many a 'threefold' joke! LOL But it's a great excuse to get my seniors out of their houses and having some fun, so it's all good. I wonder if they'll let me direct the farmers towing?.............nah, probably not! ROFL | | | |
Darkwing (7548)
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3 years ago
| | It's worth a try, my friend. Should make for good fun and a few jokes on-site, toboot! ha ha ha! | | | |
sparkofinsanity (3868)
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3 years ago
| | Every joke had me downing a shot of brandy.........hic! LOL | | | |
Darkwing (7548)
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3 years ago
| | I like brandy... couldn't you pass some under the table? lol | | | |
sparkofinsanity (3868)
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3 years ago
| | Darlin you can have it all above the table! I can't bear to look at it anymore! LOL | | | |
TheGreatWhiteBuffalo (1509)
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3 years ago
| | I knew that you were going to write that... It will be a long time before you do that again... Sounds like I had a similar lesson in my life too, does it not? Hmmm? GOD does not have a sense of humor when it comes to overindulging... | | | |
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