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This one is good! AND I JUST have to share it! I came across this joke and found it really funny. I cannot help it. I just have to share it!
DARK IN HERE
A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work, not aware that 9-year-old son was hiding in the closet.
Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet.
The boy now has company.
Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes it is." Boy: "I have a baseball." Man: "That's nice." Boy: "Want to buy it?" Man: "No, thanks." Boy: "My dad's outside." Man: "OK, how much?" Boy: "$250."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes, it is." Boy: "I have a baseball glove." Man: "How much?" Boy: "$750." Man: "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball!"
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says, "$1000." The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again."
  
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1. thelastwolf113 (3051) | 9 months ago | Funny! Do you mind if I pass this one on?
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thelastwolf113 (3051) | 9 months ago | I know quite a few people who will get a laugh out of this.
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2. jennifercrowe (528) | 9 months ago | Lol. That is a good one. I will pass it on if that is ok with you.
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naka75 (458) | 9 months ago | The priest has been in the dark most of the time due to the nature of his job, so he had been played on every time? Maybe he should see more of the sunlight? But that would be more expensive than staying in the dark I suppose? LOL
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kun2349 (7200) | 9 months ago | Not really.. He got scared of the 3 words, because of the previous 2 incidents he was hiding in the closet, and he paid a heavy price for that.. Thus, when he heard the same 3 words again, he automatically knew it was the same whom 'conned' him.. lol=D
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