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Where's my damn squirrel???? Yeah, you heard me..... Where is it??? email this discussion to a friend?

myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6960)   ranked 3 out of 1,111 in panda spanking10 months ago

You know who you are! I've been waiting patiently for months now..... The neighbourhood cats have been sent packing to keep the immediate area as safe as possible; the panda's been shown repeats of Rocky & Bullwinkle over and over again in preparation, so that the very sight of a squirrel won't come as a shock..... And I've even been stockpiling nuts in the spare room in anticipation of the furry little dude's arrival!

But alas, I am still squirrel-less! I didn't even care if it was a white one or not to be honest! Oh well, time to cut my losses I guess..... Does anyone have any suggestions on what the hell I could do with all of these nuts??? And how do I get all the cats to come back? confused Any and all ideas are most welcome.....

 
 
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1. myLot reputation of 96/100. alokn99 (2901)   ranked 10 out of 1,111 in panda spanking   10 months ago

All those nuts? Eat them James. lol

I think the guy is migrating.

Now do you want your furry little dude back or all those cats? Flavour the nuts with cheese and you will have some furry RATS. Now will the cats be far behind?

And do you have a squirrel phobia by any chance?confused


myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6960)   ranked 3 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  10 months ago

Squirrel phobia? Only when it comes to my nuts Alok! w00t lol. I'd definitely prefer the squirrel to feral neighbourhood cats, no question! But there IS no squirrel 'cos it hasn't arrived..... So here I am with all these nuts, a squirrel-savvy panda and a cat-free street! So the rats you've mentioned could become a real concern now I reckon. Hmmmm, maybe I could use all these nuts to bribe the rats? confused Here rats..... You can have ALL these nuts if you go and live somewhere else.... Not a bad idea actually! Thanks for instigating that line of thought mate! thumbup


myLot reputation of 96/100. alokn99 (2901)   ranked 10 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  10 months ago

Bamboo shoots do wonders with Squirrels James. Take some away from you panda. That's why the furry guy is keeping away.
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myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6960)   ranked 3 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  10 months ago

Squirrels enjoy bamboo?? Well I never! confused I bet the panda kept that information from me on purpose..... Greedy little bugger! glare


myLot reputation of 99/100. hotsummer (2685)   ranked 128 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  10 months ago

do yo have squirrels in your area. you are quite lucky. i have not seen one in my life. though i have seen of course on TV. i am not familiar in the places that the live in. but i know that there are squirrels in USA. maybe you are from there. isn't squirrel a fierce kind of animal. cause that is what i thought of squirrel. maybe they are cute to look at but they are not so nice to hold.

i don't like having pets. even cats. though i find them cute. but i feed them but that's all . but not to the point to really see them all the day and have them at home most of the time.


myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6960)   ranked 3 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  10 months ago

I'm not from the USA hotsummer! I'm from Australia, but am living overseas in the Middle East at the moment. happy We have squirrels back home, but it's definitely not wise to go near them as they can carry diseases and such. They're certainly cute and furry though! thumbup


myLot reputation of 96/100. alokn99 (2901)   ranked 10 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  10 months ago

Maybe Egyptian squirrels like Dates...Big ones or some walnutsconfused


myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6960)   ranked 3 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  10 months ago

Dates? You mean like dinner and a movie, or something entirely different? confused


myLot reputation of 96/100. alokn99 (2901)   ranked 10 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  10 months ago

Like those grown on a palm tree. "Khajoor" is what we call them here


myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6960)   ranked 3 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  10 months ago

lol. Ahhhh..... THOSE dates! My mistake..... Yes, I love a good date and I'm sure squirrels wouldn't mind 'em either. Especially if providing them DID include dinner and a movie! lol

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2. myLot reputation of 95/100. elitess (2588)   ranked 6 out of 1,111 in panda spanking   10 months ago

I don't know where your squirrel ended up, but i remember the Pigeons in "Home Alone 2 - Lost in New York" - i mean those that Harv and Marty were sho-wing off the ice-skate border.

I was thinking that just recently mylot ate 3$ after deleting all my pictures in the last 2 months, but what i am really sorry for is that they deleted all my cats pictures and now i will have to post them again.

Nuts are good for eating as well James, so you can eat nuts - and since we are what we eat, you will be able to say that you are nuts... lol

just kiddin'


myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6960)   ranked 3 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  10 months ago

I saw your comments regarding all your pics being deleted elitess. That's not good at all. And there go all my comments alongside them too I guess. A $3 drop is certainly a fair kick in the butt too, I'm sorry to be hearing this. sad By the way, there are WAY too many nuts for me to be eating them all! And as you know, the panda's not gonna be going near them either. And I don't need to be EATING nuts to validate my own status of being nutty, not at all! lol I like to think of it as an ingrained character trait that is fuelled entirely by air! lol. If you bump into Harv and Marty, ask them if they've seen my squirrel will ya. Thanks. happy


myLot reputation of 95/100. elitess (2588)   ranked 6 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  9 months ago

Hi there James once again. Be careful as eating nuts will lead to fights with Scrat from Ice Age.

About what i said in my first response, i received no answer from them, so i gave up on trying to get an explanation for it, i have my suspicions about it but never mind - i think my real mood for posting will be back once i receive my payment from mylot.


myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6960)   ranked 3 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  9 months ago

Scrat! I love that dude. lol. Aside from resading something some time back about pic posting limits per day, I don't know enough about the overall ins and outs of posting pics myself to offer any ideas on what may have happened and why I'm afraid. But I do hope you get your enthusiasm back after payment! wink


myLot reputation of 95/100. elitess (2588)   ranked 6 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  9 months ago

Remember, Scrat also has a girlfriend now.... (or so shows the trailer of Ice Age 3, that there will be a female squirrel that will fight him for the nuts).

I know i will not leave mylot as i want more money from here, and this is a safe site to get it, so no matter what it throws at me in the nearby future, i am here to stay for another year at least:).


myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6960)   ranked 3 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  9 months ago

He does?? This should be funny then! I wonder how long it'l be before he ends up with a movie all his own? It's coming for sure..... happy And you have the irght attitude when it comes to mylot too. Personally I don't focus on earnings at all. I just participate in a way that is appealing to me and the earnings come by default. I easily reach minimum payment every month this way. Over the last 6 months I've actually averaged around a dollar a day..... happy

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3. myLot reputation of 99/100. Wizzywig (2649)   ranked 5 out of 1,111 in panda spanking   10 months ago

Oh c'mon... you surely don't want to encourage the return of the neighbourhood cats - unless you are in need of target practice with your water-pistol lol As for what to do with your nuts...well, go with whatever feels good for you wink
Come to think of it, I haven't seen our squirrels lately either. Maybe they are holding a convention somewhere... perhaps a bit like that dream I had under the influence of ibuprofen where they were all dressed in courtroom wigs and gowns at the Theatre Royal..... but thats a whole new discussion confused


myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6960)   ranked 3 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  10 months ago

It's a friggin' squirrel conspiracy I tell ya! w00t Maybe they're amassing themselves inside some massive hollowed out acorn and strategising to unleash a complete obliteration of humankind! shocked Yep, that makes perfect sense to me, I'll start looking for their hideout right this minute..... And you did well to have court-room visions on ibuporfen by the way. The last time I took the same meds, I ended up thinking I was Barney and kicked my own arse!

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4. myLot reputation of 76/100. MYKLJ999_VERSION_2 (2981)   ranked 12 out of 1,111 in panda spanking   10 months ago



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myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6960)   ranked 3 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  10 months ago

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myLot reputation of 93/100. thebohemianheart (2696)   ranked 16 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  10 months ago

Oh, James, that is just wrong!*L*


myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6960)   ranked 3 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  10 months ago

There's pretty much a niche market for most things, Bo..... Capitalism at it's best I reckon! thumbup


myLot reputation of 93/100. thebohemianheart (2696)   ranked 16 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  10 months ago

Yeah, and that's just kind of scary, if you think about it.


myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6960)   ranked 3 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  10 months ago

Scary to most of us yes! But to a select few, strangely erotic as well! lol


myLot reputation of 62/100. darkjedi (4381)   ranked 129 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  10 months ago

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myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6960)   ranked 3 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  10 months ago

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myLot reputation of 93/100. thebohemianheart (2696)   ranked 16 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  10 months ago

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5. myLot reputation of 67/100. LoudnProud (6260)   ranked 183 out of 1,111 in panda spanking   10 months ago

The squirrel ended up as ..crisps ..cjaum squirrel...
Thats like cos soon its dinasour n spinach..or sprouts
So Tufty the squirrel is nae longer .
w00t


myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6960)   ranked 3 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  10 months ago

WTF??? That's just messed up, Loud! EVERYBODY knows that the best way to eat squirrel is tae whack 'em in a blender and make ravioli out of 'em! confused You can use the tail to clean the blender afterwards too! thumbup


myLot reputation of 93/100. thebohemianheart (2696)   ranked 16 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  10 months ago

And, that is just wronger!*LOL*


myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6960)   ranked 3 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  10 months ago

"Wronger"??? Yeah, I guess it IS much badderer than the first one! lol


myLot reputation of 76/100. MYKLJ999_VERSION_2 (2981)   ranked 12 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  10 months ago

You can use the tail to clean the blender afterwards too!


I am soooo glad I was not taking a drink when I read that... lol


myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6960)   ranked 3 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  10 months ago

We can't be wasteful in these times of economic despair, mykl! thumbup


myLot reputation of 93/100. thebohemianheart (2696)   ranked 16 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  10 months ago

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myLot reputation of 92/100. Irishfrndly65 (7310)   ranked 9 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  10 months ago

Oh good lord, I think I stepped into the wrong room!


myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6960)   ranked 3 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  10 months ago

Not even a possibility Irish! Come on in, the squirrel ravioli's almost cooked to perfection! w00t The tail really helped me get into the nooks and crannies of the blender blades too.....

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6. myLot reputation of 98/100. steflane (1241)   ranked 19 out of 1,111 in panda spanking   10 months ago

Yeah, ummmm... I don't know, James; I just don't know.


myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6960)   ranked 3 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  10 months ago

Well that was certainly helpful stef, jeez! confused Where you been anyways??? Long time no see and it's great to see you around again. happy


myLot reputation of 98/100. steflane (1241)   ranked 19 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  10 months ago

Gosh, has mylot been THIS boring since steflane's been away? I kid; I kid. rasp

So, Is mylot still having problems with "impostors" banning innocent people? If so, I think I'm going to stay away a little longer...
Cya around, James. You're my #1 nut; )




myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6960)   ranked 3 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  10 months ago

Don't let the idiots kepp ya away stef! cry From one nut to another..... Yer country needs ya! (Well mylot does anyways) thumbup

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7. myLot reputation of 93/100. TLChimes (1640)   ranked 50 out of 1,111 in panda spanking   10 months ago

Note to self: Send pesky yard rats to James.

The dogs will be happy.

Second note to self: Don't eat at his house when he's having ravioli.

My uncle made them into spaghetti sauce and didn't tell me until after we ate. I never did like him much.


myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6960)   ranked 3 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  10 months ago

Yard rats? Yeah, why the heck not! Maybe I can staple fluffy tails on 'em and no-one'll know the difference? confused Your Uncle sounds like a very budget effective man! It's a great attitude to have in these supposed times of scarcity if ya ask me! thumbup I just hope he went easy on the garlic is all.....


myLot reputation of 93/100. TLChimes (1640)   ranked 50 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  10 months ago

lolYard rats= squirells (silly) rasp


myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6960)   ranked 3 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  10 months ago

blush lol. Well at least I know now! Thank God I wasn't looking to buy some yard rats before you told me this then! confused


myLot reputation of 93/100. TLChimes (1640)   ranked 50 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  9 months ago

Thank you, my James friend.


myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6960)   ranked 3 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  9 months ago

Always a pleasure! wink Hopefully this also means that I'll be able to swap recipes with that Uncle of yours one day too! lol

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8. myLot reputation of 91/100. Rosekitty (4801)   ranked 18 out of 1,111 in panda spanking   10 months ago

Meowwwwwwwwwww...purrrrrrrrrrr.lick lick..meowwwwwwwww


myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6960)   ranked 3 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  10 months ago

Oooooooh are you bringin' all the other cats back with ya? confused

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9. myLot reputation of 95/100. Daffodil20 (759)   ranked 34 out of 1,111 in panda spanking   10 months ago

Try transforming into 'NUTTY PROFESSOR' so you could give a lesson or two to all those nutts bothering ya. w00t You'll look so adorable too, ensuring all the cat's return. But as for your squirrel......well....wait till she gets over her furry crush. happy


myLot reputation of 95/100. Daffodil20 (759)   ranked 34 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  10 months ago

Ooooops,no. not she. It's he.


myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6960)   ranked 3 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  10 months ago

Maybe it's a bi-curious squirrel? confused I don't think transforming myself into a Nutty Professor would be the wisest move, Daffodil. I may end up getting attacked and eaten! shocked Anyways, I'd much prefer squirrels to cat's I think. Squirrels taste better too! lol.


myLot reputation of 95/100. Daffodil20 (759)   ranked 34 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  10 months ago

Eat???????? shocked


myLot reputation of 95/100. Daffodil20 (759)   ranked 34 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  10 months ago

Have you been eating all those nutts lately while doing your nice eye exercise??lol


myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6960)   ranked 3 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  10 months ago

That's it! w00t Actually, it was because of my eyes that I accidentally ate one! I couldn't focus quite right and thought it was a quail. Not a bad taste really..... Kinda like chicken! confused lol.


myLot reputation of 95/100. Daffodil20 (759)   ranked 34 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  10 months ago

Hmmmmmm blink In that case you should try Mongoose as well. I'm sending both your way. Bon Apetit'raspAs for me, this extra 't' in Nut is sheer carelessness. Sure I never meant*utt. w00t

 

myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6960)   ranked 3 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  10 months ago

Mmmmmmm. Those mongoose sure do look tasty! lol. It looks like they'd have enough meat on 'em for 2 people as well. How romantic! w00t


myLot reputation of 95/100. Daffodil20 (759)   ranked 34 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  9 months ago

shocked EWWWWW. I've gone nuts or......... rolleyes I can't bring myself even to imagine a dippin sauce for it and you there Mr. Slurrrrpo drool


myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6960)   ranked 3 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  9 months ago

You can't?? I was thinkin' Honey Sesame! w00t Jeez, but what wine would you drink with it??? Goodness me, it's a challenge!


myLot reputation of 95/100. Daffodil20 (759)   ranked 34 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  9 months ago

No nothing! Bitter Gourd - Chilly dip for you and the wine below for all those animal lovers. lol

 

myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6960)   ranked 3 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  9 months ago

Perfect! lol. I think all the accompaniment bases are covered now for sure. All I need to do now is catch me a real mongoose! lol


myLot reputation of 85/100. grandpa_lash (1664)   ranked 24 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  9 months ago

"Kinda like chicken ..." Aren't you getting it confused with goanna?

Lash


myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6960)   ranked 3 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  9 months ago

No, no.... I've always found goanna to taste more like echidna actually! lol


myLot reputation of 85/100. grandpa_lash (1664)   ranked 24 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  9 months ago

I have it on very good authority (my dog) that EVERYTHING tastes like chicken.

Lash


myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6960)   ranked 3 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  9 months ago

Even his own nuts???? confused I guess that would explain why they spend so much time in that area then..... lol

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10. myLot reputation of 90/100. royal52gens (3286)   ranked 113 out of 1,111 in panda spanking   10 months ago

You could put the nuts in the food processor and make peanut butter. Where did you lose your squirrel? Maybe he is still there. I hope you find your squirrel soon.


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myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6960)   ranked 3 out of 1,111 in panda spanking  10 months ago

Ooooooh ooooooooh, there he is! thumbup Mmmmmmmmm PEANUT BUTTER! Does squirrel meat stick to the roof of yer mouth like peanut butter??? confused

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