Did your mom and dad tell you "Lies" to keep you inline??

@mssnow (9484)
United States
March 15, 2009 8:34am CST
When you were a child did your mom and dad makes things up to either keep you in line or try to be funny. Like "You were born under a rock" or "if you keep making that face it will stay that way". My dad used to tell me if I drank coffee it would grow hair on my chest. I never believed him but it made me laugh. I was also told if I accidentally swallowed watermelon seeds I would grow a watermelon inside my tummy. lol So what silly things did your mom and dad tell you??Do you tell your children silly things too??
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@weemam (13372)
15 Mar 09
I used to ask for chewing gum and my parents told me it was made from Elephant dung lol , they too said if I made a face it would stay like that , I can't think of any more but there were lots , What a nice topic for a discussion pal :) Wee xx
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@mssnow (9484)
• United States
15 Mar 09
lol well thats me always comes up with the gooddies lol. Elephant dung EWWWWWWWWWW Im not chewing gum anymore lol
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@weemam (13372)
15 Mar 09
wonder why my boys don't eat gum lol , I used to tell my grand kids the same thing when they were little :) Wee xx
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@mssnow (9484)
• United States
15 Mar 09
LOL Hugs xxxx
@mummymo (23706)
15 Mar 09
LOL I was always told I wasn't born I was just found under a gooseberry bush - and I used to believe it too! Grapes seed were the ones that would make grape vines grow in your tummy, if the wind changed direction your face would say in the same expression til it changed direction again, eating the crusts of my bread would make my hair curly ( I desperately wanted curly hair) and so many more! lol I can't think of any fibs that I tell my kids - apart from the old Mummy knows everything one! lol I prefer to try and be honest with them although I am sure that I have told them some little white lies - I just cannot think what they are! xxxx
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@mssnow (9484)
• United States
15 Mar 09
lol well i told my boys, "Mpms always right" and that i was 29 whenever they asked my age. i was 29 for years and years lol Other than that I cant think of any i told. Sissy i have natural wavy hair. you want mine/? lol
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@mummymo (23706)
15 Mar 09
Mummy knows everything and Mummy is always right are my favourites although I don't think Mummy is always right is lying! lol I have always been honest about my age - Niamh is trying to figure out how my eldest sister is younger than me - she always claims to be 22! lol xxxxx
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@mssnow (9484)
• United States
31 Aug 09
Lol you are right twinnie. I agree with you xxxxxx
@wolfie34 (26770)
• United Kingdom
15 Mar 09
I used to suck my thumb as a child and my dad used to tell me that I wouldn't have any thumbs left and everyone would laugh at me for not having any thumbs, but it never made any difference! My dad used to tell me that the hobgoblins would come and get me if I misbehaved too. It's funny looking back what we were told as kids, I wish I could remember more, I am sure there were other 'laughable lies' that I was told but have forgotten!
@mssnow (9484)
• United States
15 Mar 09
its always fun to try and remember though isn't it Wolfie?? it brings back nice memories :)
@twoey68 (13627)
• United States
30 Aug 09
The one about your face staying that way comes to mind...I think it's just part of being a parent LOL [b]~~AT PEACE WITHIN~~ **STAND STRONG IN YOUR BELIEFS**[/b]
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@mssnow (9484)
• United States
31 Aug 09
That could be my friend :)