Bob Dylan and his Idiot Wind...  

The answer for Bob Dylan's neighbors may not be blowin' in the wind, but the problem seems to be. Some of Dylan's downwind neighbors have complained to the fuzz about the smell from the outhouse on his Malibu, CA property.


“It’s a scandal — ‘Mr. Civil Rights’ is killing our civil rights,” said David Emminger


“It started in September. I’d go into the front yard and get nauseous,” said Cindy Emminger, 42. “I couldn’t figure out at first where the smell was coming from.”


“We both have allergies and are sensitive to chemicals,” Emminger said. “I finally noticed that they had moved the porta-potty directly in front of my front door. I figured out that the smell was coming from that.”

The outhouse is for employees of Bob Dylan. Apparently the minstrel of working class ditties has a strict "seperate but unequal" policy towards those who don't have gold records under their belt. He'll hire you to clean up his bathroom, but expects you to head out to the "40 yard dash" if nature calls on you to actually use one.

How does it Feel Bob.. How does it feel? Brings a whole new meaning to "Idiot Wind" now doens't it. ;~D

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