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myLot reputation of 90/100. sconibear (2988)   ranked 389 out of 4,344 in have discussion on day to day issues 3 years ago

ok.........this is for all other world leaders..........please........we MUST keep our voices down.........we don't want the masses to hear us........it's time again to hold our G 20 summit meeting.......this year the meeting will be held in the secret clubhouse in the queen of England's backyard.............remember.........very important.........don't let the common folk hear about it..........you know how pissed they get when they're reminded of the economic sh!thole we've put them in.
this year the secret password is B-A-I-L-O-U-T........and absolutely NO ONE will be admitted if they don't know the secret hand shake.

see how easy that was, the G 20 summit is an economic meeting between WORLD LEADERS, i see no reason why they need to tell anyone else about this meeting until it's all over and only if they have some worthwhile news to report.

instead, here's the way it really goes down every year.


ATTENTION CITIZENS OF THE WORLD!!!

GRAB YOUR BASEBALL BATS AND ANARCHIST WEAR, IT'S TIME AGAIN FOR THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT YOU POVERTY AND A CRAPPY LIFE TO HOLD THEIR ANNUAL "PLANS FOR YOUR MONEY" MEETING!!!

THIS YEARS FESTIVITIES WILL BE HELD IN *insert major world city here*
LET'S TRY TO MAKE THIS YEAR'S SUMMIT THE MOST VIOLENT AND DESTRUCTIVE TO DATE!!!

IT'S OPEN SEASON ON ALL INNOCENT SHOPKEEPER'S STORE FRONT WINDOWS!!! (looting - optional)

IF YOU CAN OVERTURN THE CAR.......DO IT!!! IF NOT, LIGHTING IT ON FIRE WILL SUFFICE!!!

IT'S YOUR CITY...........DESTROY IT!!!!!

THERE WILL BE LOTS OF EXTRA TAXPAYER FUNDED POLICE OFFICERS......SO WE SHOULD HAVE BRAWLS-A-PLENTY!!!

SO GRAB YOUR PROTEST SIGNS AND COME ON DOWN!!! BE SURE TO STOP BY BILLY BOB'S MOLOTOV COCKTAIL AND THROWING ROCK BOOTH ON YOUR WAY IN!!!



don't you think the first way is a better way of doing things???

when i'm world leader, that's the way i'm gonna do it.


*now accepting funding for my campaign to rule the world*

Hi, I'm Sconibear.....and I approve this message....thumbup

 

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BethsMom24 (817) response was accepted on 5/19/2009.
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1. myLot reputation of 93/100. xboxboy (1792)   3 years ago

don't forget to invite supreme funnyman lothario russel brand to crack jokes as heads get cracked.


myLot reputation of 90/100. sconibear (2988)   ranked 389 out of 4,344 in have discussion on day to day issues  3 years ago

yes, and we must be sure to videotape the whole thing and play it back with Benny Hill theme music.

w00t w00tw00t

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2. myLot reputation of 96/100. dawnald (24272)   ranked 349 out of 4,344 in have discussion on day to day issues   3 years ago

Oh no, I won't be showing up. I totally trust our wise and benevolent leaders to make the best decision for all of us little folks.

This wee dose of sarcasm brought to you by...


myLot reputation of 90/100. sconibear (2988)   ranked 389 out of 4,344 in have discussion on day to day issues  3 years ago

OK.....great dawn.......i've got you down for the Family Fun Pack.


myLot reputation of 96/100. dawnald (24272)   ranked 349 out of 4,344 in have discussion on day to day issues  3 years ago

That's a great idea. My twins will really intimidate them!!!


myLot reputation of 96/100. dawnald (24272)   ranked 349 out of 4,344 in have discussion on day to day issues  3 years ago

And Dearra will happily point out to them that they are idiots...

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3. myLot reputation of 75/100. BethsMom24 (817)   3 years ago

You are too twisted bear! Ya got my vote but only if you promise I will be unable to support my daughter or send her to college, I will have to pay $10 for a pack of smokes, and I will cry everyday for the rest of my life because my life sucks a big donkey di^k.


myLot reputation of 75/100. BethsMom24 (817)  3 years ago

.....am I a bitter bit^h or what?


myLot reputation of 90/100. sconibear (2988)   ranked 389 out of 4,344 in have discussion on day to day issues  3 years ago

yes, i may have a cabinet position opening for you.

the school of hard knocks zaar.



i thought i saw a very happy donkey on my way in this morning. blink


myLot reputation of 75/100. BethsMom24 (817)  3 years ago

lollol I accept the position and promise to do my very best!

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4. myLot reputation of 20/100. PrarieStyle (1161)   ranked 1,265 out of 4,344 in have discussion on day to day issues   3 years ago

Well how the heck else are they supposed to spend a ton of our hard earned money and put on a big show like they know what they are doing and are going to improve the economy.
If you ask me, all they did was take our G spot one step closer to a new world order...


myLot reputation of 90/100. sconibear (2988)   ranked 389 out of 4,344 in have discussion on day to day issues  3 years ago

fear not.......if all my diabolical plans fall into place, it will be I who will be in charge of the new world order........then let the fun begin. w00t


myLot reputation of 20/100. PrarieStyle (1161)   ranked 1,265 out of 4,344 in have discussion on day to day issues  3 years ago

Well order up some more money will ya? happy


myLot reputation of 90/100. sconibear (2988)   ranked 389 out of 4,344 in have discussion on day to day issues  3 years ago

don't worry Prarie.......if you have a Monopoly game laying around, you'll do OK,

trust me. wink

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5. myLot reputation of 93/100. TLChimes (1753)   ranked 580 out of 4,344 in have discussion on day to day issues   3 years ago

"we didn't start the fire...it was always burnin since the world's been turnin'..."

I've got me signs, my spare food, and no life... I'm there with you my beary good pal.

Um..... will there be snacks?


myLot reputation of 90/100. sconibear (2988)   ranked 389 out of 4,344 in have discussion on day to day issues  3 years ago

snacks yes!!!

just try not to cut your hands on the broken glass..........we can't afford insurance.


myLot reputation of 93/100. TLChimes (1753)   ranked 580 out of 4,344 in have discussion on day to day issues  3 years ago

I'll wear gloves and be extra careful.... or I'll sue the other guy for making us go out in this mess. It is their fault after all.

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6. myLot reputation of 62/100. Anora_Eldorath (3661)   3 years ago

Hmm. Sounds like you're buying a chance to write for Jon Stewart or Colbert. I think that no matter what occurs someone will always complain. It could be Utopia and some sourpuss out there would pipe up "It's too peaceful". Though, on the more serious side as I'm feeling a tad philosophical tonight, I've been thinking about H.G. Wells quite a bit lately. I've been thinking of two stories in particular, The Island of Dr. Moreau, and The Time Machine.

I think part of me wonders if perhaps animals are more peaceful then human's. I also have been giving quite a bit of thought to the Morlocks and Eloi. I mean, it's very much the same as what we witness today. We have the laborers that do all the work to support the upper crust, and yet the upper crust are completely naieve, and don't even value their own written word or history.

I'm not sure what the best solution is for all of this, other then to continue to do our best as human beings to strive toward a larger goal.

Namaste-Anora


myLot reputation of 90/100. sconibear (2988)   ranked 389 out of 4,344 in have discussion on day to day issues  3 years ago

i don't know about Stewart or Colbert.......more like Jerry Seinfeld.
i'm just making an observation that every time they have one of these G 20 summits, people show up and tear up the host city.
look at what they did to Seattle and Melbourne and now as i was watching the news this morning, i see the same thing happening in London.
so, i was just thinking, maybe they shouldn't even announce the summit and just hold their meeting privately without Joe Citizen even knowing about it.
it's not like anything we say or our protests change anything anyhoo.

as for the last part of your response, vote for me as your world leader, and i will promise you a global block party every day and the choice of a Morlock or an Eloi on every dinner plate..........just as soon as i'm done with my time machine.

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myLot reputation of 62/100. Anora_Eldorath (3661)  3 years ago

Yeah, I agree. I've never quite understood the whole thing. Maybe that's why I stick to other things in life and didn't major in economics, law, or the like lol. So, you've sold me. You've got my vote for world leader. So long as I get a lifetime supply of cheesecake with hot fudge. Oh, and a chance to meet Gary Sinese (who used the Morlock line in Ransom-awesome movie).

Namaste-Anora


myLot reputation of 90/100. sconibear (2988)   ranked 389 out of 4,344 in have discussion on day to day issues  3 years ago

done deal!!! rolleyes

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7. myLot reputation of 95/100. riyasam (10958)   ranked 43 out of 4,344 in have discussion on day to day issues   3 years ago

wink)hey,this sounds like a good change,are you by any chance forming a secret seven club???but then i am law abiding citizen(i dont get drunk!!!)


myLot reputation of 90/100. sconibear (2988)   ranked 389 out of 4,344 in have discussion on day to day issues  3 years ago

not a secret seven club my dear........i'm seeking nothing less than WORLD DOMINATION!!!

JOIN ME!!! ninja


myLot reputation of 95/100. riyasam (10958)   ranked 43 out of 4,344 in have discussion on day to day issues  3 years ago

lolok then(i have heard of ANTI-CHRIST before.is it this then???)as for joining you,i thought i was already in your band!!!wink


myLot reputation of 90/100. sconibear (2988)   ranked 389 out of 4,344 in have discussion on day to day issues  3 years ago

Big Brother Bear is watching you!!! whistle

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8. myLot reputation of 87/100. livewyre (1226)   3 years ago

The stupid protesters smashed up a branch of the RBS bank - trouble is WE OWN the &&**%%$$ bank now!! The UK taxpayers are the majority shareholders in the bank! Talk about banging your head against a brick wall.. Not that the protesters are likely to be either British OR taxpayers.. they are most likely MORON visitors from the planet MYANUS. the ones I saw looked a bit like this...ninja
OK rant over - Here's the problem with your plan - there needs to public singing and dancing to accompany the 'we have solved the world crisis' message that was actually thrashed out at the secret meetings BEFORE the public G20 event... The point of the summit is to be able to make people think the crisis is over or at least under control. You can't have secret 'hype' now can you?? confused


myLot reputation of 90/100. sconibear (2988)   ranked 389 out of 4,344 in have discussion on day to day issues  3 years ago

everybody will be too intoxicated to care anymore once i'm the ruler of the Earth.

this is a campaign promise i'm sure to keep....................maybe.


myLot reputation of 87/100. livewyre (1226)  3 years ago

'Promise' and 'keep' in the same sentence, your political career is over before it was even begun...sad


myLot reputation of 90/100. sconibear (2988)   ranked 389 out of 4,344 in have discussion on day to day issues  3 years ago

yeah........i was hoping the "maybe" would counter act that. doh

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