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| ok.........this is for all other world leaders..........please........we MUST keep our voices down.........we don't want the masses to hear us........it's time again to hold our G 20 summit meeting.......this year the meeting will be held in the secret clubhouse in the queen of England's backyard.............remember.........very important.........don't let the common folk hear about it..........you know how pissed they get when they're reminded of the economic sh!thole we've put them in. this year the secret password is B-A-I-L-O-U-T........and absolutely NO ONE will be admitted if they don't know the secret hand shake. see how easy that was, the G 20 summit is an economic meeting between WORLD LEADERS, i see no reason why they need to tell anyone else about this meeting until it's all over and only if they have some worthwhile news to report. instead, here's the way it really goes down every year. ATTENTION CITIZENS OF THE WORLD!!! GRAB YOUR BASEBALL BATS AND ANARCHIST WEAR, IT'S TIME AGAIN FOR THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT YOU POVERTY AND A CRAPPY LIFE TO HOLD THEIR ANNUAL "PLANS FOR YOUR MONEY" MEETING!!! THIS YEARS FESTIVITIES WILL BE HELD IN *insert major world city here* LET'S TRY TO MAKE THIS YEAR'S SUMMIT THE MOST VIOLENT AND DESTRUCTIVE TO DATE!!! IT'S OPEN SEASON ON ALL INNOCENT SHOPKEEPER'S STORE FRONT WINDOWS!!! (looting - optional) IF YOU CAN OVERTURN THE CAR.......DO IT!!! IF NOT, LIGHTING IT ON FIRE WILL SUFFICE!!! IT'S YOUR CITY...........DESTROY IT!!!!! THERE WILL BE LOTS OF EXTRA TAXPAYER FUNDED POLICE OFFICERS......SO WE SHOULD HAVE BRAWLS-A-PLENTY!!! SO GRAB YOUR PROTEST SIGNS AND COME ON DOWN!!! BE SURE TO STOP BY BILLY BOB'S MOLOTOV COCKTAIL AND THROWING ROCK BOOTH ON YOUR WAY IN!!! don't you think the first way is a better way of doing things??? when i'm world leader, that's the way i'm gonna do it. *now accepting funding for my campaign to rule the world* Hi, I'm Sconibear.....and I approve this message.... | | | | | |
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1. xboxboy (1792)
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3 years ago
| | don't forget to invite supreme funnyman lothario russel brand to crack jokes as heads get cracked. | | | | | | |
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2. dawnald (24272)
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3 years ago
| | Oh no, I won't be showing up. I totally trust our wise and benevolent leaders to make the best decision for all of us little folks. This wee dose of sarcasm brought to you by... | | | | | | |
sconibear (2988)
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3 years ago
| | OK.....great dawn.......i've got you down for the Family Fun Pack. | | | |
dawnald (24272)
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3 years ago
| | That's a great idea. My twins will really intimidate them!!! | | | |
dawnald (24272)
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3 years ago
| | And Dearra will happily point out to them that they are idiots... | | | |
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BethsMom24 (817)
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3 years ago
| | .....am I a bitter bit^h or what? | | | |
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4. PrarieStyle (1161)
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3 years ago
| | Well how the heck else are they supposed to spend a ton of our hard earned money and put on a big show like they know what they are doing and are going to improve the economy. If you ask me, all they did was take our G spot one step closer to a new world order... | | | | | | |
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5. TLChimes (1753)
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3 years ago
| | "we didn't start the fire...it was always burnin since the world's been turnin'..." I've got me signs, my spare food, and no life... I'm there with you my beary good pal. Um..... will there be snacks? | | | | | | |
sconibear (2988)
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3 years ago
| | snacks yes!!! just try not to cut your hands on the broken glass..........we can't afford insurance. | | | |
TLChimes (1753)
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3 years ago
| | I'll wear gloves and be extra careful.... or I'll sue the other guy for making us go out in this mess. It is their fault after all. | | | |
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6. Anora_Eldorath (3661)
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3 years ago
| | Hmm. Sounds like you're buying a chance to write for Jon Stewart or Colbert. I think that no matter what occurs someone will always complain. It could be Utopia and some sourpuss out there would pipe up "It's too peaceful". Though, on the more serious side as I'm feeling a tad philosophical tonight, I've been thinking about H.G. Wells quite a bit lately. I've been thinking of two stories in particular, The Island of Dr. Moreau, and The Time Machine. I think part of me wonders if perhaps animals are more peaceful then human's. I also have been giving quite a bit of thought to the Morlocks and Eloi. I mean, it's very much the same as what we witness today. We have the laborers that do all the work to support the upper crust, and yet the upper crust are completely naieve, and don't even value their own written word or history. I'm not sure what the best solution is for all of this, other then to continue to do our best as human beings to strive toward a larger goal. Namaste-Anora | | | | | | |
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Anora_Eldorath (3661)
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3 years ago
| | Yeah, I agree. I've never quite understood the whole thing. Maybe that's why I stick to other things in life and didn't major in economics, law, or the like lol. So, you've sold me. You've got my vote for world leader. So long as I get a lifetime supply of cheesecake with hot fudge. Oh, and a chance to meet Gary Sinese (who used the Morlock line in Ransom-awesome movie). Namaste-Anora | | | |
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sconibear (2988)
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3 years ago
| | everybody will be too intoxicated to care anymore once i'm the ruler of the Earth. this is a campaign promise i'm sure to keep....................maybe. | | | |
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